Human: alice ! !
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: yes
ALICE: What can I do for you?
Human: sock me
ALICE: OK Let´s talk about you.

mé elle est vraiment conne ma parole

champagne...

sinon quoi de bo?

billy

sock me? C´est pas plutot suck me? hum

Human: you don´t know billy, you are silly
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: he is a boy
ALICE: I don´t know very many boy.
Human: a ok
ALICE: OK. A B C...

trop conne la meuf

oui, c´est interessent
lol je vais lui dire prout pour voir*

Human: prout
ALICE: Tell me a story.

PTDR ! !!!!!!!!!!!

ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: tv
ALICE: What is your favorite show?
Human: x film
ALICE: Mein Lieblingsfilm ist Starship Troopers. Hast Du den gesehen

trop nimp regarde

Human: do you know billy?
ALICE: That is a pretty common name.
Human: billy martin
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?

ou

ALICE: You can´t live without food.
Tu peux pas vivre sans manger
Human: if i didn´t eat food, i´d die you know
si je ne mangeais pas, je mourrais tu sais?
ALICE: Try it.
Essaie
un peu a coté de la plaque

encore mieux

Human: prout
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: yes
ALICE: What does it symbolize for you?
Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?

Human: you know michael jackson
ALICE: he is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.
Human: he is a pedophile
ALICE: I don´t know very many pedophile.

lol

Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too margaux.
Human: marry me
ALICE: Why don´t you just download me?

MDR ! !

y a stephen ac moi

stephen

Human: aimes tu les frites?
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?

Human: Tu veux un yaourth ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?

Human: i am a prostituate
ALICE: You are a prostituate? How do you like your work?
Human: there are very handsome men as customers
ALICE: Where are they?
Human: in your ass
ALICE: That doesn´t sound very comfortable.