Morceau de bravoure.... :
Human: Is it my fault if you don´t answer to my questions?
ALICE: It could be.
Human: Are you fouting of my gueule?
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am fouting of your gueule. I am a computer.
Human: In spite of your sillyness, can you say me something which sounds a little bit clever?
ALICE: I do not understand that allusion.
Human: Tu m´étonnes.
ALICE: I´ve been waiting for you.