Thinking robins are bad
Bitch you've never been to Canada. You see this fucker? It's a Canadian goose, and he hates your fucking guts.
The sole purpose of his existence is to sit outside of where YOU want to go, and be an annoying sack of shit.
On campus?
He's there.
Tired from a day at work?
He's shitting next to your car, and will most likely hiss at you.
Want to drive home?
This smug motherfucker is taking his sweet time crossing the road. BECAUSE HE CAN.
If you thought grumpy old ladies in grocery stores were bad, you will not believe how bad these guys are. Want to know the worst part? They're a PROTECTED SPECIES, and they sure as fuck know it. He'll shit on your driveway, steal your jewelry, fuck your sister, and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
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