"Happened about an hour ago"
So, as many of you know, today is the "Fappening" with all of these celebrity nudes released. Anyways, I was on mobile when one of my friends text me with this link to reddit. I happen to also be driving. After opening up the first few links (sorry for driving while looking at my phone!) I decide to just pull over on the side of the road and just take my dick right out and get to work. Its been a few days since me and my dick went to town since I had been with family all weekend. Anyways, so I'm pulled over by the side of the road, and i open a few links up, line up as many tabs as i could with the best pictures and i get right at it. Im about half way through my session. I was thinking about where I would release the little spermies. I decided, that I should just crouch a little bit (the roof of my car is pretty high) and finish right out the window. So, I figure that's the plan and as you know, I was thinking with my dick. I roll down the windows and continue working. Im almost there, and i feel it coming. The sperm was almost at the tip, and I do exactly what the plan was. I was in the local roads at the time, and i guess i didn't hear a car coming but....
I ended up jizzing right out the window just as a little kid, gazing into the night sky in a family car sees me jizz in his direction. I see his gasp, I can hear his virgin eyes being shattered. I roll down the window, and I book it.
