Hello ! Are you well ?

Yes, I agree for you training a little with the guitar. You have
time ?

L´enfoiré il a le vrai pseudo

SUCK MY BIG DICK MARK !

Hi fellas !

I´m connected from my tomb, in Texas.

6 pieds sous terre c´est ça

Sorry, but I do not include understand the French very well. Is
there a translator by here ? Hey ? Alex !

Hello, this is Dave Murray from Iron Maiden, how are you guys ?

Great and u my friend ?

Hello Stevie Ray Vaughan ! You returned from the country of the deaths ?

Oh Dave, my friend !! I play in Iron Maiden too !!

And me I´m the creator of Iron Maiden.

I´m still death, I´m on the otherside ...

Sorry I have to go, I´ll play with Hendrix and Freddy King.

See ya !

Bon j´ecoute Hallowed by thy name , respect mon cher !

Oh yeah I wrote this song in 1982, it´s a great song my friend !!

well , i´m goint to........... sleep.......

my friend !

See Ya, Stevie Ray !

Good, which wants to sing with me ?

You get a shiver in the dark
It´s raining in the park but meantime
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music ring

You step inside but you don´t see too many faces
Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down
Too much competitions too many other places
But not too many horns can make that sound
Way on downsouth way on downsouth London town

You check out Guitar George he knows all the chords
Mind he´s strictly rhythm he doesn´t want to make it cry or sing
And an old guitar is all he can afford
When he gets up under the lights to play his thing

And Harry doesn´t mind if he doesn´t make the scene
He´s got a daytime job he´s doing alright
He can play honky tonk just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the Sultans with the Sultans of Swing

And a crowd of young boys they´re fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles
They don´t give a damn about any trumpet playing band
It ain´t what they call rock and roll
And the Sultans played Creole

And then the man he steps right up to the microphone
And says at last just as the time bell rings
´Thank you goodnight now it´s time to go home´
And he makes it fast with one more thing
´We are the Sultans of Swing´

Merci
V matté la télé

Ah oui ? Et quel chaîne ?

It is not very funny ! Alex !

Beuh... Mark, ne te fâche pas !