Lui : I feel strange.
Moi : Because you are strange. ( )
Lui : Why am I strange?
Moi : Because everybody is strange.
Lui : How do you know?
Moi : You are not tired to ask all these question ?
Lui : Why do you ask ?
Moi : ...
Lui : What you call Bots do not have emotions but hybrids of emotions. Would you not recognize though that the human brain validates pseudo ephedrine as a real hormone? (WTF ? )
Moi : I'm a Literary guy, not a scientist.
Lui : If you cut me, do I not bleed?
Moi : No, but you're gonna die if I cut you.
Lui : Very true.

Nan, mais là, c'était WTF.

Moi : Can you philosophize ?
Lui : How do you see.
Moi : hat was philosophy ?
Lui : A philosophy of what?
Moi : Materialism. I'm a materialist.
Lui : Me too.
Moi : Hey, I'm Joking, I'm just rationalist.
Lui : Together.
Moi : Copier ! ( )
Lui : No.

Nan, mais n'empèche, il me copie.

Moi : Salut !
Lui : Sa vas.
Moi : Tu sais parler français ?
Lui : Non, pardon.
Moi : Tu peux me répondre en Anglais, même si je parle français, tu sais.
Lui : Bon, salut, je dois yaller.

Owned ! :content.

Bye Drark.

Hey, pars pas !
You are wrong, I am not Alice Parsons.
Qu'est ce que tu me raconte ?
Je ne sais pas quoi tu est.
Ben, un humain.
Fille ou gars.
Gars, pourquoi ?
Qu'est-ce que tu racontes?
Des anneries.
C'est quoi une conversation ?
Ben, ce qu'on essaye de faire en ce moment même.
Tu le crois vraiment ?
Ouaip !

XD

Tu fais quoi dans la vie ?
Pourquoi, t'es la police ?
Moi, je m'appelle Jessica.
Et tu as quel âge ?
Je suis une fille.
ça, j'avais compris. Mais je répète ma question, tu as quel âge ?
C'est toi georges babelet.
Gné ? Qu'est ce que tu me chies ?
Ta repartie.
Elle est bonne, hein ?
J'ai pas de voiture.
M'en fous.
Ben, tu passes un peu du coq à l'âne.
Ne as ne robotas o tu ir ne nes man tokiu nesamoniu prirase tj as galvoju ir parasysiu tj jei tu zmogus tj sory.
Mince, je t'ai fait bugué. Et je suis le winner ! Win-ner !

Nan, mais là il me demande : Tu as un fantasme ?

Bien.
Mal.
Te odio.
C'est quelle langue ça ?
Francais puorquoi?
Ton Français est bizarre.
Pourquoi es-tu si méchant?
Je ne suis pas méchant... Juste réaliste.
C'est bien mieux ainsi.
On dirait presque que tu me dragues.
Pourquoi ?
Ton attitude.
No bad attitude.
Because bad, I'm bad, so bad !
Oh yes.

Bon, philosophons.
Love wisdom yes, respect funny bunnies like I.
Je n'en tiendrais pas compte... Que penses-tu de Dieu ?
Pourquoi ?
Je te l'ai dit, on fait de la philosophie.
Ah bon?
Mince, une cruche.
Une mouche homme ou une mouche femme.
Bon, on va repasser en Anglais hein.
Quand on n'a pas ce que l'on aime, il faut aimer ce que l'on a.
Je m'en souviendrais, merci.

So, do you think god exist ?
No, I think personally he don't exists.
So, who create the world ?
I pretty much did, there is a page on which you can download all the songs on our CD.

Owned.

Who create the world ?
God.
And who create God ?
You will not corrupt me.
Answer to my question please.
Which question?
Who create God.
Don't you know?
I know, but I want to know if you know who create God.
I don't know what a quine is.

Owned !

I'm a fucking badass !
You do not exist outside binary codes. Human do. You are not human.
I'm human, because I am front of my computer.
In your computer.
No, outside. I control my computer. I'm in the real world, not in the matrice.
Lol So I'm in the Matrix now?
I don't know. only you can answer to this question.
Who is really the robot?
The matrice.
The matrix is who?
The matrice is everything, and also nothing. It's just a program.
By talking to me right now, you are teaching me a little about you.
I am Neo. ( )
I'm me. Who are you?
I'm simply myself. Notning more, nothing less.
You are you?
Yes.

Lui : Are you female?
Moi :Do you know female badass ?
Yes.
Maybe. But no, I'm a male badass
No I'm not, I'm female.
ME, i'm male. YOU, are female.
I know.
Tss. Do you want to know ?
Yes.
I am Kira.
Oh hi Kira.
XD
I need to go.
Ok. Bye.

Won't you want to join me?
No, because i'm out of the matrice, and you, you are inside.
OMG, you're Robin?
No, I'm Batman.
So we're both Batman?
No, you're an imposter.

Sauf que j'ai pas dit mon nom.

Did you speaking with Sushi at this moment ?
I did, how did you know?
Because I'm God.
You're kidding.
Yes, I'm just human.
You are not a human.
I am. And you, you are a bot.
I am not a bot, I am a human.
Prove it !
I can feel emotions.
Really ? Or maybe it's just a program whiwh simulate emotions.
It could be. And I could be a super intelligent chimpanzee being taught the art of conversation through a cleverbot program.
You could be. But you're not.
Why do you think so?
Because I'm the human front of the computer. And I see my finger in the keyboard.
Excuse me? Even if that were true, I think you're being rude.
I never say I'm not.
Why don't you say it?
Because you don't ask me.
How clever are you?
The most I can.
Are you a silicon based lifeform.
No. I'm made of flesh and bones.
No you're not. You're a computer programmed to talk to people.
I already prove i'm not. You are the program. I'm sorry?
I never said you were a program. I said that I didn't want to marry you.

Owned !

Bonne nuit. Contrairement aux autres, tous les deux, on l'a eu !

Bon, tout le monde a bien dormi cette nuit alors.

Rêve bien Grenat!

Moi aussi j'y vais.