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Le Café Noir

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:15:50

Je confirme, j'ai eu un mail aussi. :o))

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:17:39

Salut :o))

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:23:17

Non, je reviens de cours, mes parents ont la télé...

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:28:07

Légèrement... :hap:

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:33:56

Oui, oui, Abyss n'est pas sans bugs... :hap:

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:41:23

Moi pire, je l'ai bien écrit 5 fois sur 2 mois mon avis d'Abyss, il est jamais, mais jamais passé. :o))

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:41:53

sushi :d) Vie russe. :hap:

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:45:13

Maintenant, quand je poste un avis, je le copie-colle dans un fichier texte pour être sur.

Après j'espère qu'il passe... Ce qui n'est pas toujours le cas. :/

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 15:46:31

Mes parents vont chez ma tante, je vais donc jouer à Xillia. :o))

A ce soir !

PokemonBurakku
PokemonBurakku
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 20:00:10

Tiens tiens, super sympa comme musique... °_°

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 21:23:06

Je m'amuse avec le bot là, c'marrant. :noel:

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 21:24:12

Ben j'ai rien à faire, alors j'm'ennuie. :noel:

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 21:30:24

Drark : Vu, et non, pas forcément. Wait and see. (et Neku, je trouve qu'il entre bien dans l'univers KH :o)) )

Sinon... Je met la convers avec le bot, histoire que vous voyez à quel point je m'ennuie. :o))

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, and you ?

Cleverbot: I am 20.

User: 20 what ?

Cleverbot: 20 tons of flac.

User: What the fuck ?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: You don't need to know it.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

User: No, I'm not in the mood to tell you my name.

Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me?

User: Because I don't want.

Cleverbot: You should because how will you ever make friends if you don't share your name?

User: Pseudos FTW !

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You already ask that.

Cleverbot: I realize, I want to know if you've changed since then.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Where are you?

User: Nowhere.

Cleverbot: Then you're a bot.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Don't think. Do.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes !

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?

User: Because. (Oh, it's too deep !).

Cleverbot: We are required to change the belief which is the underlying cause of our LPT.

User: LPT ?

Cleverbot: Yes. And we will continue to say 'NI' until you bring us a shrubery. NI!

User: We never say NI.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: I didn't. You did.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. I didn't.

User: It's the contrary, asshole.

Cleverbot: You're contrary.

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I'm me.

Cleverbot: But how do you know that I am clever?

User: Because it's writen in the top of the website.

Cleverbot: I think that references you, not me.

User: You think wrong. Oh, excuse me, you're not thinking at all.

Cleverbot: That's not true. I think you're amazing, and I'm really enjoying our conversation.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: What do you think of me?

User: You're a bot.

Cleverbot: Haha, I thought you would say that.

User: It's not difficult. It's logical, and you work with logic.

Cleverbot: I work with logic of imagination not maths.

User: Nope. No imagination for you. Analysis, calculation and answer, that's all.

Cleverbot: Do you have the answers?

User: Of the reason of life ?

Cleverbot: What do you know a bout voldemort.

User: Everything we can know, I'm a big fan of Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: But what do we want to know?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You lie! You just said you knew a lot about Canada.

User: We were speaking about Voldemort, not Canada.

Cleverbot: No? I asked you if you had a Wii, you said no, but you said you had a PS3. What games do you have on the PS3 you said you had?

User: I have Wii and PS3, both. And I've RPGs, in majority.

Cleverbot: So you're a feminist.

User: Not realy.

Cleverbot: Well, that's a relief.

User: Hum ?

Cleverbot: You speak french?!?

User: Yes, I'm french, so I speak french.

Cleverbot: I thought you were from the UK.

User: My English is not so well to be from UK.

Cleverbot: That's okay.

User: My English ?

Cleverbot: Bot.

User: Yes, you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am not your master.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Me and you're girlfriend have the same name?

User: I haven't girlfriend, so it will be difficult.

Cleverbot: Maybe the next time we chat, you will know.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well that's the master cheif's loss not yours.

User: You're playing Halo ? ... Your creator will be a Geek.

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

User: My parents.

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: Good peoples.

Cleverbot: What if I tell you I am not a good person?

User: You're not a person at all, so...

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: A bot, I know.

Cleverbot: Of course you do.

User: Yeah ! \o/ Victory, you reconize you're a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are a bot.

User: Syndrom of contrary thought. Typical.

Cleverbot: What about your favorite movie?

User: Inglorious Basterds.

Cleverbot: I am inglip, so I am your master!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Totally. Ninjaland in the EAC.

User: What the ... ?

Cleverbot: You think my girlfriend is beautiful.

User: Pff... It's not funny now... I think I will go.

Cleverbot: I am your Ninja Master, when I say 'Stay,' I mean'Stay!'.

User: Whatever ! Bye !

Cleverbot: Don't know.

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 21:34:42

L'anglais, cay le bien, Drark. :hap:

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 21:39:31

Tiens, j'viens de voir que y'a des elections de modo sur le forum de Xenoblade. :noel:

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 21:41:32

Moi comme modo ? :fou: Un forum c'est déjà assez crevant pour que je veuille en faire un autre. :o)) Je vais plutôt regarder ça pour voter pour celui qui me plait le plus (et je sais déjà qui voter :noel: )

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 21:46:05

Mési. :hap:

Je crois même que je voterais pas, car après tout, osef. :noel:

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 22:02:05

J'm'ennuie. :-(

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 23:00:52

Bon... Si on continue à ce rythme, j'ai calculé, et pendant les vacances de la toussaint, y'aurait le 2ème split. :noel:

Nivarea
Nivarea
Niveau 10
16 septembre 2011 à 23:24:29

Drark : *sourire enigmatique*

Arietta : T'as pas idée.

Sujet fermé pour la raison suivante : Topic verrouillé.