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TovarishPior
TovarishPior
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2012 à 23:15:31

Sympathique ton truc Talquor :noel:

Sinon j'y go moi, bonne nuit :ok:

Blood_Peace
Blood_Peace
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2012 à 23:27:26

Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "The Doctor"
Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache
Travels through time but with no class
I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley!
Calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!
You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time
Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really, well, never mind
Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes!

Doc Brown:
Great Scott! You're great... not! I spit it hot
Then generate way more power than 1.21 gigawatts
I'm not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be
But I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree?
Despite all your companions you couldn't be having less sex
I don't know what's lamer, your fans or your special effects!
You don't get another turn to debate, time to face your permanent fate!
Now Dalek my balls!

Dalek:
Exterminate!

Doctor Who:
I'm going to die...

K-9:
Doctor...

Doctor Who:
At least, this version of me...

K-9:
Doctor...

Doctor Who:
Perhaps you'd like another...

K-9:
Doctor...

Doctor Who:
Prepare to meet your...
(switches versions)
Density! Hahahahaha!
I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form
You're a possibly pedophiliac individual who should've never been born!
You got your knickers in a twist while you're sucking on my piccadilly
But I'm a lot lot different
Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin' with an oedipal kid who's a BAWK BAWK chicken!

Marty McFly:
Nobody calls me chicken!

Doc Brown:
This is between us, Scarfy, don't try to outrhyme me
You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey
I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine
You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy, with thirteen!

Blood_Peace
Blood_Peace
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2012 à 23:29:59

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM

Spartans!
Let's start this!
Show this petty officer who's the hardest!
The biggest mistake that you've ever made
I'll toss you like a frag grenade
I'll stomp you in the face
With my sandals enraged
And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade
Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers
Jerking off to games gives themselves First Person Shooters
Your armor's hard but my abs are harder
You're in my hood now chief
THIS IS SPARTA!

[Verse 2: Master Chief]
Not, so, fast
Cortana says you're Greek. So why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?
They built a monument to my sins
You're the soldier they need you to be
Ain't no way that you can beat me
Even my initials spell MC
While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon
Took a campaign to your house and showed your Queen my Plasma cannon
They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly
You will not enjoy this
But it will be over quickly

[Verse 3: King Leonidas]
Ha! I've had better battles with my 6-year old son
I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these Guns
I'm King!
You sleep in a freezer in outer space
I'd look you in the eyes but you're too much of a bitch to show your face!

[Verse 4: Master Chief]
You got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone
Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome!
300 asses need a kickin'
Get more tea bags than Lipton
So why don't you quit your bitchin'?
My trigger finger's itching

Blood_Peace
Blood_Peace
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2012 à 23:32:06

:coeur: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5a_v0MP_Fk :coeur:

Frank:
Whats wrong with your face baby,
Yikes!
With those teeth when you through there'll be no dust left to bite
Christ newsflash, kid this is show business
Show some class when you dress
Shave that bush off your lip
BOOM!
Your bands named Queen Huh?
Ain't that sweet
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat
Thats whats wrong with you people you'll do anything to get famous
You changed your name to Mercury you should've been Freddie Uranus

Freddie:
You think I haven't heard those things before
Your just a bully whos too scared to go to a war'
You had a hit song called My Way
but someone else wrote it
Your the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents
You've got four notes in your whole range
You cant act and you cant dance
Im more powerful than you when im wearing women's pants
Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/wynT
Why do you stand there in a suit
Its like your trying to bore me
When I rock the UK South America gets horny
Because my songs have balls
They're the anthems of victory
Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy
Your in the pocket of the Mafia and everybody knows it
Guinea Dago
Guinea Dago?
Guinea Dago Figaro

Frank:
Easy jaws of life I cant stand a racist
I love the coloreds and the queers just ask Sammy Davis
Look we all wanna swing baby but you took it too far
you played butthole roulette and you lost the draw

Freddie:
I took one for Both teams from a disease no one knew existed
I didn't leave a mark on history i French Kissed it
Im a champion of the world extinguished in his prime
So kiss my ass Frankie but you'll have to wait in line.

Talquor
Talquor
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2012 à 23:41:29

Wow t'es allé chercher les lyrics de tout les ERB ? :noel:

Le meilleur ça reste Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates, suivit de Master Chief vs. Leonidas, ensuite Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking avec Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney et Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven :bave:

Blood_Peace
Blood_Peace
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2012 à 23:46:39

Non, Bye :d) http://www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/ninjaamericanwarrior/bombafumee.gif

Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking/Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood/Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury

Talquor
Talquor
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2012 à 23:51:55

I'm on the Head of State !
You are the head of cabbage....

:hap:

Bon je vais me coucher moi bonne nuit :hap:

Blood_Peace
Blood_Peace
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2012 à 23:59:23

bonne nuit

J'ai explosé du début à la fin :d) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL9lQ-DiL80&feature=context-shows&list=SL

Talquor
Talquor
Niveau 10
26 novembre 2012 à 09:25:28

La suite est aussi epic ! :rire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_857547&feature=iv&src_vid=NL9lQ-DiL80&v=wyx-mmq87Mg

Pseudo supprimé
Pseudo supprimé 26 novembre 2012 à 16:19:11

Bonjour

-Zatanna-
-Zatanna-
Niveau 10
26 novembre 2012 à 16:44:33

Bonjour :o))

Kratos838
Kratos838
Niveau 49
26 novembre 2012 à 17:13:26

Au revoir.

Pseudo supprimé
Pseudo supprimé 26 novembre 2012 à 17:21:19

ça va ?

-Zatanna-
-Zatanna-
Niveau 10
26 novembre 2012 à 17:45:43

Mouais, j'ai rien fait de mon week end, l'impression que c'est passé a une vitesse monstre... :o)) et toi ?

Pseudo supprimé
Pseudo supprimé 26 novembre 2012 à 17:52:38

J'étais à la Japan Expo de Londres :hap:

-Zatanna-
-Zatanna-
Niveau 10
26 novembre 2012 à 17:57:09

Ah ils en ont une aussi ? :noel: C'etait bien ? :hap:

Blood_Peace
Blood_Peace
Niveau 10
26 novembre 2012 à 17:59:19

:salut:

-Zatanna-
-Zatanna-
Niveau 10
26 novembre 2012 à 18:04:03

Coucou Blood :o))

Pseudo supprimé
Pseudo supprimé 26 novembre 2012 à 18:04:45

ça va :hap:

Disons que je ne suis pas fan de culture jap (ni de JVs japs) mais je pense que c'était un truc à faire au moins une fois dans sa vie.

Le plus intéressant était probablement le défilé de cosplay, même si les seuls personnages que je connaissais étaient le Roi sorcier avec Frodon et Hawke avec Anders (les autres persos étaient tous japonais, normal quoi).

Blood_Peace
Blood_Peace
Niveau 10
26 novembre 2012 à 18:05:21

Salut Zat !

Aria est romançable :pf:

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