Oh un francais

You: Yes. A big red & white spaceshift made by Durex.
Stranger: oh, i have one, made by manix
You: Great stuff too.
You: I'm on mars quickly.

lol

Quoi "lol" ?

lol = haha, c'est marrant.

BTG

BTC ? Je te demande pas ce que ça veut dire, mais pourquoi tu le dit

Je cause avec lui

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chaud

Quoi "BTC" ?

Bien ton cerveau

ah ok

You: hi!
Stranger: what's up?
You: gret
You: great
Stranger: great? where are you from?
You: shut up
Stranger: O_o

Stranger: hey
You: Where are you from ?
Stranger: france
Stranger: and u?
You: Ah ok... moi aussi
Stranger: lol
You: Forum Football ?
Stranger: tu vien dou?
Stranger: nan
You: Marseille et toi ?
Stranger: Tours
Stranger: pa lon de paris
You: Ville de paysans
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fille ou mec?
You: je sais pas... att je regarde
You: euh... j'ai les deux =/
Stranger: mais t une fille ou un mec?
You: les deux

Stranger: paris aussi tragik que marseille xD
You: lol
You: je pèse 90 kg pour 1m68 et toi ?
Stranger: t pour l'om ?
Stranger: 1m71 60 kg
You: non pas du tout je suis pour ASSE
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ca va pas trop en ce moment
Stranger: ^^
You: riste la D2
You: risque
Stranger: retour en l2*
Stranger: toulouse LDC ...
You: pour décorer comme OM et Bordeaux

la suite:

Stranger: un ptit toulouse barça l'année prochaine en final
Stranger: ca lfait

"Stranger: fille ou mec?
You: je sais pas... att je regarde "

T'es con

Stranger: hey, where ya from?
You: hello
You: france
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Brazilians are weird
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm from us and you?
You: france sorry...
Stranger: filho da puta
Stranger: frances de merda
You: ohoho
Stranger: estranho é teu pai
Stranger: pau no cu
You: Another little pussy
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: idiot
You: Brazilian ??
Stranger: argentinian
You: Ok ! it's explain a lot of things ;)
You: 6-1 oh my ass !
You: Bleeding man ^^
Stranger: fuck you
You: ahahahahaha !!!
Stranger: frances de merda
Stranger: bichinha
You: heummmm okay ;)
Stranger: tua mae
You: Why don't you just playing in the middle of the road sucka ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

PWNED

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: NENSEEE
You: Nensee
Stranger: opa
Stranger: é da onde?
You: Opa
You: é da onde ?
Stranger: caralhhooo que gay mané
You: caralhhooo que gay mané
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hi
You: from ?
Stranger: where are you from ?
Stranger: ...:D
Stranger: finland
Stranger: and you ?
You: lol... France
Stranger: lol im jealous

On est envié.