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You: you know Bendtner?
Stranger: dude.. ofcourse i know Bendter
You: cool
Stranger: best attacker since Michael Laudrup

ah ok :

Stranger: music?
You: people should say hello when they meet someone !

Je suis parti par rage.

Stranger: hi!
You: hi
Stranger: shall we?
You: where are you from dude
Stranger: whatever i spell backwards, you must spell forwards
Stranger: k?
You: dude
You: where are you from firs
You: t
Stranger: do this for me
Stranger: and i'll tell you
You: damn it man just tell me
Stranger: you lose

chaud l'autiste

Ca veut dire quoi "dude" ?

Un truc du style "gars", "mec".

c'est ça

je suis tombé sur un bresilien on parle de foot

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where a re you from?
Stranger: brazil
You: :p
You: you like soccer ?
You: ore shall we say football
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but here is "futebol"
You: what's your favourite team
Stranger: corinthians
You: haha
You: ronaldo is doing well
You: already 5 goals i guess
Stranger: yes
You: do you follow european football ?
Stranger: i see ronaldo
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: my english is a shit
You: xd

You: Gronaldo héhé
Stranger: si sinor
Stranger: me gusta burito
You: Fat Ronaldo
You: hahahahaha !
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ha

You: im from france
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: you have one line to convince me not to disconnect
You: i'm im love with you.
Stranger: nono, thats great to hear
Stranger: i've been in love with you for EVER
You: REALLY?
Stranger: yeah, been stalking you every day
You: i knew it !
You: awesome
Stranger: so my question is..
Stranger: will you marry me?
You: of course.
You: wait
Stranger: this is the happiest day of my life!
Stranger: :O no! whats wrong?
You: you're a hot blond right?
Stranger: you could say that :D
You: good then
You: let's do this

chaud

PTDR pas mal du tout. :rire2

jsuis tombé sur un marrant là

Stranger: hello again
You: Hello
Stranger: from?
You: Belgium
You: and you ?
Stranger: Miami, CA
You: Woh !
You: It must be awesome to live over there...
You: Isn't it ?
Stranger: i dont know... Miami isnt in California, its on the others side of USA
Stranger: im from Poland
You: Hum ! hahaha

Pwned par un Polonais

You: French ?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i am not gay

chaud

Je parle avec un mec qui vient de mars

je parle avec olga, la russe

je pense que c'est kurylenko

You: Hi, I live on the moon and you ?
Stranger: on mars
Stranger: how is it ?
You: Mars is fuckin' shit. Moon > Mars
Stranger: Im not sure
You: Moon is cool. There are a lot of pink sheeps.
Stranger: there was water on mars someday
Stranger: what about the moon?
You: We does'nt have water, but we have a lot of Coke.
Stranger: but we have marsian weeds in here
You: Is marsian weed a big really fuckin' great shit like Moon Weed ?
Stranger: iv never tried monn weed
You: Do you want some ? for 50$
Stranger: how do you sell me it?
Stranger: do you have a spaceshift?
You: Yes. A big red & white spaceshift made by Durex.
Stranger: oh, i have one, made by manix
You: Great stuff too.
You: I'm on mars quickly.
Stranger: waiting for you
You: You will never forget me, for sure.
You: Goodbye & vaincra !

Norage de mes conneries