Stranger: can we cyber?
You: can we fuck?
Stranger: yes m/f??
You: why?
You: you fuck males and females?
Stranger: only females
You: me too

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: =D
You: Country?
Stranger: Brazil and u?
You: France
You: there are a lot of brazilians here...
Stranger: ahahahaha
Stranger: my first time
You: what?
Stranger: ma premier foi dans omegle
You: ok
Stranger: je parles un petit peau français
You: tu parles francais?
You: ok
Stranger: pas très bien
You: peu*
Stranger: =D
Stranger: pardon
You: c'est deja ca
Stranger: j'ai pratiquer
You: i have to watch football
You: sorry
Stranger: wich team?
You: Marseille =)
Stranger: =D
Stranger: nooo
You: no what?
Stranger: Watch Corinthians games
Stranger: the best team in Brazil
Stranger: we have Ronaldo ;D
You: Ronaldo isn't in Fluminense?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: Fred is in Fluminense
You: ok
You: he goals 5 goals in 7 matchs=)
You: ronaldo=)
Stranger: yes =D
Stranger: in one hour we have a game
Stranger: the last one before the finals
You: Marseille too=)
Stranger: with a small team
You: ok
Stranger: i think ronaldo wont play
You: ^^
Stranger: =D
You: do you know brandao?
You: or ceara?
Stranger: brandao of shakhtar?
You: or hilton?=)
You: yah
Stranger: yep
You: today he is in Marseille
Stranger: we started in Corinthians
Stranger: =D
Stranger: he*
You: how does he play?
Stranger: he is a good player
Stranger: not a genius
You: he goals just 2 goals
Stranger: =/
You: in 10 matchs
Stranger: ceara i know too
Stranger: played for Internacional
You: he sucks xD
Stranger: ahueaheuaheuaheuaheua
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you know Fabinho
You: brandao too
Stranger: played for Tolouse
You: the man who are six fingers?
You: =)
Stranger: dont know
Stranger: aheuaheuaheuahea
Stranger: now he plays in corinthians
You: he has 6 fingers^^
Stranger: not very good =(
You: =(
Stranger: in the beginning of the year
Stranger: some people said that zidane would came back playing for corinthians
You: it's a fake
Stranger: cause an assossiation with carrefour
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i was very happy
You: zidane don't play anymore
Stranger: the 2 best players that i saw playing
Stranger: was Ronaldo and Zidane
You: me too=)
Stranger: =D
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18 and u?
You: 17
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quel enculé

En effet des fois c'est bizarre,ya des gens sympa mais u milieu d'une conver' ils se barrent

un bon gros pour redecouvrir ce superbe site

Stranger: hey
You: Heyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: m/f?
You: Your name is stranger ? nooooo im joking whit you lol don't panik im note made !!!
You: im man and you ?!
Stranger: im a bro
Stranger: how old ru
You: what is bro?
You: (Warning my english is not good !)
Stranger: im a guy
You: guy ? guy = pd ???
You: you like man?
Stranger: hablo espanol
You: Un poquito
Stranger: soy muchacho
You: but hablo + eng

Merci lim de me faire rire

je trouve que je me débrouille pas mal en anglais moi

lol ce site connaissais pas

Lol

Stranger: heeey
Stranger: where u from :D
You: Yo
You: from Paris
You: and you ?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im from the netherlands
You: Ohhhh the bedo and all and all ...
Stranger: bedo ?
You: Are you shouted ?
Stranger: shouted ?
You: Yes bedo for planed
You: Stop joke de my english
You: my english is not good !
You: ok?
You: putain
You: ...
You: Allo ?...
You: do you anderstend me ? ....
Stranger: ohhh
You: Aaaaah.... im sentire some one in the world lol
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pfff c'est nul pour ce qui ne savent pas parler anglais

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: What ?
You: Where are you from ?
Stranger: china
You: Ok, i'm from France
Stranger: so far
You: Yes :D
Stranger: have you come to china ?
You: No, i'm a student, i'm 15, i can't go to china, i'm young :/
Stranger: so little .i'm 40
You: Ok
You: Are you a Pedobear ?
Stranger: no
You: Do you know one or two Pedobears ?
You: In your family ?
Stranger: no
You: Ok

J'ai eu peur

You: Hello
Stranger: KATE
Stranger: WE HAVE TO GO BACK
You: NO
You: NEVER
You: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
You: I'LL NEVER GO BACK THERE
You: FUCK ISLAND
Stranger: WE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE
Stranger: plus
You: SHUT UP, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT
Stranger: DONT YOU MISS SAWYER?
Stranger: HE'S QUITE MISS-ABLE... EVEN I CAN SAY THAT
You: SCREW HIM, I SECRETLY LOVE THE FAT GUY
Stranger: I MISS HIM
Stranger: HURLEY!
You: EXACTLY !
Stranger: in the first season i really thought we were going to end up together
Stranger: kate.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: haha goodbye
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Ah ok j'suis Zidane et elle s'interesse qu'a mon niveau d'allemand

You: Lorraine
You: Metz
Stranger: ah i know it
Stranger: i live in köln
Stranger: also not far
You: Cologne :P
You: Podolski
Stranger: haha yes
Stranger: i know his uncle :D
You: Ow
You: I'm Zinedine Zidane
Stranger: great :D
You: Ich bin der Besser FuBball spieler auf der Welt
Stranger: :D
Stranger: du sprichst doch gut deutsch
You: Ich habe 7/20
You: Schlechte note :/

Ah ok, je cause avec un Indien et il me traite de traître à la patrie parce que je lui ai dit que j'avais des origines indiennes mais que j'y retournerais jamais

Un dernier pour délire

You: Do you study French ?
Stranger: no...unfortunately, cause i really like this language
You: Ok, you know, in french there are "racailles" (young boys who break the shops, fire the cars....) they are invented a language who is pratice by the young people

Bonjour (Hello) is now: Yo sa gaz gros ?
Va t-en s'il te plait ( Go out please ) is now: Vas-y nique ta mere casse toi sale batard...

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3. Enorme Eltaz

juste avant j'en avais encore un, ou on a délirer sur Star Wars, yen a ils sont marrants

Stranger: 9/11 was an inside job!!!
You: fake
Stranger: do you beleave that?
You: nop
Stranger: why?
You: because I know everything
Stranger: lett me guess, you live in the usa? :D
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: oui greg il la sort
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Ptank il avait fait :

Stranger: Hi
You: lander
Stranger : What ?
You: ibé

c'est qui ce stranger

J'étais avec un Irlandais pendant 30 minutes, on a parlé stéréotypes.

J'ai commencé par Thierry Henry.
You: Do you know Thierry Henry ?
Stranger: I do. . .
Stranger: I don't blame you it's okay!
You: Good choice.
Stranger: Others might though . . .

Puis stéréotypes à proprement parler.

You: You are a ginger !
You: Like every boys in ireland !
Stranger: Don't you just love stereotypes!
Stranger: Ohh I see, well in Ireland I think that Irish people who like stereotyping say french women are beautiful, which is nice but that they have much hair under their armpits, which is not so nice!
You: Haha
You: Portuguese women are worst.
Stranger: Really? We don't have many stereotypes for the Portuguese, most Irish people just go to France!
You: Portuguese are hairy.
You: It's famous around the world.
Stranger: Yes, that's true, ohh yeah, I'm quite sure that the world thinks of the French as arrogant.
You: It's true too.
Stranger: And as cowards, it's said that they never won a war, except civil wars!

Puis ça continue.
Stranger: Do you have many more stereotypes for the Irish that you know of?
You: Big Drinkers.
You: Fighting Spirit.
You: And... i think it's all...
Stranger: Nice, my friend and I are jealous of the French because we think that they are excellent at "being"!
Stranger: We think you are really cool at just being, we have to work hard to know how to act or what to wear or say, the French have that talent naturally!
Stranger : We are quite jealous of that!

Bogoss les Frenchies en Irlande.