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Stranger: aloha
You: lol
Stranger: happy easter !
You: Thanks you
You: so much
Stranger: oh no I m too late haha
You: haha
You: you rock, though
Stranger: ho do u do ?
You: good
You: u
Stranger: fineeeee
Stranger: where u from ?
You: Switzerlannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
You: you?
Stranger: hollandddddddddddddd
You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
You:
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: nah !
You: You smoke!
You: im sure
You: i can see it in your smile
Stranger: holland is more dan weed and amsterdam :P
You: really? :D
Stranger: where's the smile haha
Stranger: sure
You: hahahaa
You: you are cute
Stranger: i course I used weed
Stranger: I am dutch you know
Stranger: oh thx ;)
You: Yeah hahaa
You: i smoke like every day
You: ahaha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ever visited holland ?
You: Weedland?
You: never
Stranger: wow
You: wow
Stranger: I think it's amazing for tourists like u
Stranger: hahaha
You: hhahahahaah
Stranger: hell yeah !
Stranger: ;)
You: lol
You: you rock
Stranger: woohoo
You: woooohooooooooooo
Stranger: so, are u a male or female?
Stranger: I think..................
You: femalllllllllllllllllllllllllllle
You: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: female ;)
You: ;))))))))))))
You: im not lesbian btw mouahahahah
You:
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: I'm not also, I have a boyfrienddd
Stranger: hihi
You: but God dutch girls are cute (no lesbian)
Stranger: cute and tall ;)
You: hahaha
You: My new bf is an asshole
Stranger: so, u talked lots of strangers here already ??
Stranger: wow
You: no
Stranger: really ??
Stranger: kick his ass !
Stranger: hahaha
You: no
You: he is so hot
You: haah
Stranger: oh no !
You: just sex relation you know
Stranger: oooooooooooh
You: you know what i mean
You: hahahaha
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: yes I do :P
You: :P
You: oh !!
You: you have one too now?
Stranger: well, then enjoy it girl
You: thanks
Stranger: nope, I've had in the past
You: oh
You: how old r u
Stranger: 31
You: omg
You: hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger:
You: hahaha
Stranger: I am gonna cry now
You: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Stranger: you ??
You: you should think im crazy tight???
You: right
Stranger: like.... 17 or somethinh ?
You: 16
Stranger: wow
You: you're old lady hahaha
You: no offence
You:
Stranger: well, maybe Im old, but I dont look old
Stranger: :P
You: :P
Stranger: everyone says that
You: All dutch girls look beautiful right?
Stranger: or they don't want to fight with me
Stranger: hihi
You: hahaha
Stranger: well, not all the dutch women but of course, there are lots of beautiful ladies in this country
You: hehehe you lucky
Stranger: uhh..
Stranger: I guess?
Stranger: hahaha
You: hahahaa
You: i'm half drunk btw
Stranger: you're funny :P
You: im not normally like thatttttt
Stranger: well, I've noticed that already
You: hahahah
Stranger: I thought: alcohol or drugs hahaha
You: hahaha
You: both
You: lol
You: aahhahahah
Stranger: but it's in the aftenoon in suisse??
Stranger: or am I wrong
Stranger: haha allright :P
You: dutch girls are hot but not smart ahhahahahaha
You: sorry lady
You: mouahahahah
Stranger:
You: no offence
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
You: at least you are beautful
Stranger: well you didn't met dutch women, only on the net
Stranger: ;)
You: my head is tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurning
Stranger: well thank u !
You: yeah haha
Stranger: maybe you must sleep ?
You: dont know
Stranger: thats the best medicine ;)
You: sex is ahhaha
You: why does my head tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnnnnn
You: ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: where ur friend then, he left u alone?! he's not a gentlemen
Stranger: hihi
You: he is not
You: but he is hot
Stranger: haha just for the ...
Stranger: he's using u too ?
You: sure and me too
Stranger: is that normal in switzerland?
Stranger: :P
You: haahahahahahahha
You: you must be very bored
You: to talk to a bitch like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmme
Stranger: why, well
Stranger: I think it's funny
Stranger: are u a bitch in real life ?
You: hahaha
You: npoe
You: i am not!!!
Stranger: haha
You: i am not a bitch
You: why do you tell me that?
You: !!!!!!
Stranger: well, don't call urself a bitch then !
Stranger: ;)
You: oh damn i've wrote it
You: :s:S:S
Stranger: yesss !
Stranger: duh
You: damn
You: dont remember when
You: when??
Stranger: well, 1 minute ago
Stranger: hehe
You: ok hahahahahah
You: oh damn
You: there is no cocktails left
You: (((((((((((((888
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: poor girl
You:
You: i love youuuuuuuuu lady
Stranger: maybe there's a nightshop somewhere ?
You: maybe
You: but i cant buy alcohoolhohlhl
Stranger: hahahah yes sure u do
Stranger: oow well, call your botfriendddd
You: he is an asshole
You: i dont want to date him
You: anymore
Stranger: oh dear,
Stranger: just for the ... ?
You: i deserve bnetter
Stranger: yes u do !
You: im not a slut
You: plz
You: dont insult me
You: omg my head huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurtssssssssssss
You: you are cute
You:
Stranger: take an asperine
You: thanks for the adviceeeeee
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I hope you're doin well tomorrow
You: thanks :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: omggggggggggg
You: i have 12 fingerssss
You: omg!!
Stranger: soooo OMG !
You: what's going onnnnnnn
Stranger: that's a lot
You: let me count
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 10
You: ouffffffffff
You: 10 is okk
You: thank
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooood
Stranger: I have.... 10 fingers at my hands :P
You: dutch girls are perfectttttt
You: you aint
Stranger: nobody's perfect
You: you are
Stranger: nope
You: yes
Stranger: nobody girl
You: YOU AR
Stranger: ow ok
You: you are
You: so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Stranger: i don't want to argue with ya
You: mouahhahhhhhhahah
You: you rock lady
Stranger: yeahhh
You: admett it
Stranger: ok: I admett
Stranger: thanks
You: np
You: i want to be dutch
Stranger: how's ur head ?
You: damn
You: tuuuuuuuuuuuuurning
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: agossie
You: OMG!!!
You: I HAVE NOW 11 FINGERS
You: lemme count
Stranger: :O
You: oh no yeah *happy*
You: 10۬!!!!
Stranger: *is clapping*
You: thanks you beautiful
Stranger: you live with ur parents ?
You: tuuuuuuuuuuuurning
You: yeah
You: they aint heeeeeeere
Stranger: they aren't home hahaha
You: well my mom is not here
Stranger: I just thought so already
You: my dad died 2 years ago
Stranger: Im watsching as the world turns now, u know that, thats cool.
Stranger: Oh i'm sorry