Dear Mhazz,
First of all, I'd like to apologize for my approximate English, I'm Belgian and even if I'm supposed to study your language for many years, I'm pretty sure i'll make some big mistakes.
Wow, fifteen minutes passed since I wrote the intro, thinking about what clever thing I could actually say but all I can tell right now is OWH MY GOD, I WANNA HAVE AMAZING SEX WITH YOU AND NERIMON IN A HUGE BATHTUB FILLED WITH ALOE VERA, WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR NATIVE SCOTLAND AND COME IN BELGIUM TO DISCOVER TRUE LOVE (and a mad guy too) ?
Just wanted to say that since I discovered you and your video, I can't help myself taking a few minutes a day to look and look again your video and listen to your amazing accent (AMAZING FUCKING ACCENT, in fact). When I feel depressed (kinda most of the time), I just keyboard "Mhazz" on Youtube and you always give me smile =)
Let me tell you that since Kim Deal and Sue Denim, you're the coolest woman to ever walk the earth.You're awesome.
Just wanna thank you for all your vids and for beeing here for your fans (I'm the number one and I was wondering if I'm not gonna create a Belgian Fan Club Of The Incredible Mhazz (And Nerimon too, OH MY GOD I COULD TURN GAY FOR THIS BOY)).
I heard you singing Bright Eyes song Four Winds and I'd like to know if you're a Conor Oberst fan or if it was just a song asked by a fan of you work ? Cause I'm a pretty big lover of Conor (OH MY GOD AM I REALLY GAY OR WHAT ?) and if you could (if you have time and if you want to of course) sing another song of this big genius, it would be SO SO SO FUCKING GREAT. Well if you don't want to, I made a short list huhu what about a Pixies song ? Archive ? Nine Inch Nails (for a friend of mine who's fucking in love with you, he wrote you quite recently) ? Or better than anything : have you ever tought of singing in French ? I die to hear you singing or just talking in French, could you do it in your next vid' ? I'D BE YOUR FUCKIN SLAVE FOR ETERNITY AND WHATEVER THERE IS AFTER ETERNITY.
As much love as I can send,
Oskitz.
Ensuite elle m'a répondu (mais ça, c'est personnel
Et ma dernière réponse en date :
Well, if you think that my english is brilliant then you're clearly drunk and I think I like the idea.
I can't wait to hear you singing a song in french, I wonder since the first time I saw you on youtube how your accent would go in french and I die to discover this.
Owh I can't say a word about this friend, he's so fuckin' shy you know and he's my friend so you understand that I really can't okay yeah he maybe wrote a song for you and maybe I say maybe he would marry you someday (and others day too) but we agreed long ago (sorry you don't have your word to say) that we'll be a trio rather then a couple you know but of course we can be four if Nerimon would join us and oh my god it seems like I just have an argument with punctuation isn't it so well "voilà voilà" as we use to say in french.
Thanks for your mail, wasn't expecting an answer cause I guess you're mailbox is full of mails but hey I worked a lot on the Subject to be sure to catch your attention I mean sometimes am I not just fuckin' brilliant ?
Well, I think I'm gonna write you a song in french now.
Where's the alcohol ?