Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 44%
Congratulations! At a 44% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.
Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.
Well WTF ? 