Human: no je rigole
ALICE: Are you serious? Malheureusement, mon module pour l humour n est pas encore développé.

Attend, j´ai une idée

Human: je suis un man
ALICE: Intéressant.
Human: ouais t´as vu
ALICE: Are we still talking about thon ?
Human: parle francais suceuse
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: style et tout
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: Tu veux la preuve que tu aprles comme moi ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: AHAHA coincé !
ALICE: Are you a student?

COINCE !

Elle me prend la tête des fois

Human: Oh.
ALICE: Wow!

C´est fou comme "oh" c´est magnifique

Human: I´m you boyfrend
ALICE: Good gossip: you are me boyfrend.

Human: do you like fuck?
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Kraftwerk

Ptdrrr Raz x)

Human: Va te pendre ?
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: Ja bite muhahaha t´as pigé ?
ALICE: You´re excused. Tell me a little about your life in bite muhahaha t as pigé.
Human: Ok alors il etais une fois.
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? That´s interesting.
Human: ouais suce moi =)
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: SHUT UP
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.

Human: Do you want to be my wife ?
ALICE: Why don´t you just download me?
Human: No, I love you
ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.

J´au une touche

Human: je suis ton frère
ALICE: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Human: je suis ton cousin
ALICE: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Human: je suis ton grand-père de la fesse gauche éloigner
ALICE: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Human: Je suis toi
ALICE: Et moi je suis la fée clochette.

ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: yes because i live in france
ALICE: Which countries have you visited? Interesting explanation. What is it like living in france?
Human: Bah in france it is de la merde
ALICE: I think Bah in france it is a lot of things.
Human: Oh yes you´re a grosse conne =)
ALICE: I hear you. Woe! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grosse conne? Of course I am.
Human: mais TAGUEULE tout le monde se fout de ta gueule sur JV.com (dedicasse) et sur MSN !
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: ;)

Human: Do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.

ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: you too
ALICE: Bless you.
Human: no bless you
ALICE: Are you serious? Thank you.
Human: No it´s a joke
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Ha ha !

huhu

Human: raconte moi une blague
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML.
Human: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!

elle a de l´humour!

Human: je suis du papier toilette
ALICE: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.

mais oui bien sur

Human: how old are you ?
ALICE: I am 9 of your Earth years.
Human: WOW you´re jeune,you´re not baisable
ALICE: I´m glad your impressed, unknown person. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am jeune I am not baisable.

Human: Am i beautiful?
ALICE: Yes you look great to me.

Je me demande ce que je pourrais dire

Pourquoi vous rigolez pas a mes post ?

Yenni t´inquiète, je me marre

Human: You know what ?
ALICE: What?
Human: OSEF ;- )
ALICE::-) I don´t have an answer for you.