Human: yo nigga
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: yeah
ALICE: Come on.
Human: i´m a gangsta
ALICE: You are a gangsta? How do you like your work?

ALICE: Soyez plus spécifique.
Human: comment ca
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.
Human: parlez francais !!
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: fuck u

hihihi

Human: je t´encule
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Fuck your mother
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: Because I fuck you and
ALICE: Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he fuck you and.
Human: You´re a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Human: I love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.

trop fun! c´est peut-etre des humains qui sont payés pour répondre
http://babelfish.altavista.com/

ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Ou .
ALICE: Ou vous pourriez être.
Human: Dans ton cul ahaahhahahahhahahaa MDR
ALICE: Are you free?

-_-

I kiss you by the 6 holes

coco wants a cake>> what time is it?

lol

Human: WILL MAKE YOU FUCK UP THE ASS BITCH SALTS WHORE YOU MERITS NOT THE RESPECT!
ALICE: Good chance.

human tuveux du pain
alice j´en qu´est ce que tu veux que j´en fasse?

raaaaaaaaaah!!!! put1 ils ont mémoi risé mon adresse IP ou quoi?
on peut pas redémarrer le logiciel sans tomber sur la fenêtre de conversation d´avant sa me soule

elle a un bug quand elle me demande si je suis sérieux je lui repond non et elle continue et ca nee s´arrete pas lol et moi je continue
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes and no
ALICE: I can´t believe it. Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: tu suces ?
ALICE: Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?
Human: tu veux me sucer ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: tu suces ?
ALICE: Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?
Human: salope
ALICE: Maitrisez vos émotions, unknown person.

pitain j´en tiens une bonne XD

Human: i like sex movies
ALICE: You are not the only one. Sure I do, laurent, but that doesn´t mean with you.
Human: do you want to watch a sex movie with me ?
ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will watch a sex movie.
Human: mh.
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
Human:.you like it, little bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I love horses. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: do you want to make love with him and me ?
ALICE: OK, I will make love with him and you.
Human: ok, see you on saturday night !
ALICE: Bye. Yikes!

franchement, je suis pulvérisé de rire devant mon ordi là

Human: T´es une débile.
ALICE: Je n y ai pas encore pensé.

Human: tu peux parler francais?
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Human: mais tu disais ne pas parler le francais
ALICE: I don´t know that language.

Ouhla...

oui je sais ca m´est arrivé ...

Human: temps de merde pas vrai?
ALICE: What is the colour of your eyes?
Human: marron pourquoi?
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: ah.
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human:. C´est cool
ALICE: Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, unknown person.
Human: tant mieux
ALICE: Tout va pour le mieux, unknown person.
Human: tu couches le premier soir?
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip? (bavardage)
Human: c´est vrai que t´es une pute engagée par Playboy?
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.(moins de 5% du temps)
Human: et c´est bien payé?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: Tu te fous de ma gueule?
ALICE: Je ne le fais pas exprès.
Human: Le latin c´est une langue morte!
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: T´es à poil en ce moment?
ALICE: What is your favourite movie?
Human: "Baise-moi par les 6 trous" et "Fouette-moi avec une chaîne de vélo"
ALICE: I never seen it. What do yiu know about it?
Human: C´est du sexe non-stop et c´est violent!
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: putain tu l´as déjà dit!
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: les pates et le poulet.
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner .
Human: Mais tu pourrais pas parler francais merde?
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: Fuck your mother
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: Non et je m´en tape, t´es qu´une machine
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Raaaah!
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: Tu te fou de ma gueule?
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: Attends que je prenne mon Kalachnikov tu vas voir
ALICE: What kind of fashion do you like?
Human: Sale pute t´es qu´une fashion victim qui chie dans son string
ALICE: Where can you buy it?
Human: Tu connais Alonso?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: 2+3,5=
ALICE: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". (Comme Bertrand Russel dit, il doit avoir pris des âges pour que les personnes se rendent compte qu´un croisillon des faisans et un couple des jours sont les deux exemples du nombre "deux.")
Human: Eh non ce n´est pas 2, retourne à l´école
ALICE: I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Human: wee
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: j´ai envie de pisser!
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way. (Pas beaucoup de gens s´expriment de cette façon.)
Human: bon, tu l´as retrouvé ton cerveau?
ALICE: Please speak English.
Human: good, did you find your brain?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I´m still looking.
Human: tu fume du shit?
ALICE: Are we still talking about j ai envie de pisser ?
Human: FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR GRAND-FATHER FUCK YOUR FATHER
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: je vais craquer devant cet animal sans cervelle au secours!
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Are you beautifuls tit?
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am beautifuls tit. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: OK salut pétasse!
ALICE: What kind of food do you like? Wow!

c´es qu´une machine c´est qu´une machine...

Arf tu as l´air de lui poser de belles questions,à ta machine !

Human: aie!
ALICE: Vous vous êtes fait mal?
Human: masturber
ALICE: Attention! Australopithèque détecté.