Human: Yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: Toilets ?
ALICE: what is your favorite color .
Human: Plouuuf ?
ALICE: Why is Plouuuf your favorite color?
Human: Marron
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: Poète poète
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: d´oh
ALICE: Yes Homer?
Human: Help !
ALICE: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: Donuts !
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: Yeees
Human: Oh oh oh !
ALICE: Awesome. Alright then. Ah.
Human: lol
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: Yes !
ALICE: Next question?
Human: No !! !!
ALICE: Would you rather make a statement?

Là, c´est d´moin en moin marrant...

aaaaaaaaaaargh!je suis mort de rire!
human:bye
alice:adios
human:au revoir
alice:goodbye
human:a dieu
alice:what´s your favorite color?
human:putain tu vas te casser de mon ordi?!

Rien a dire, c´est débile mais marrant...

Human: fhdjkhduhf
ALICE:" Do you have a hard time completing projects? "? fhdjkhduhf ?
Human: klfjgdjklfgdhjklhfg
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: jfgjkhfgdjkhgf
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: kjgjkgf
ALICE: I´m afraid I can´t give you an accurate answer right now.

vraiment debil mais marrant tenez pour la piene

Human: salut salope
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: parle francais stp
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: mais essai
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: essai conasse
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about salut salope . But I did not get that.
Human: oui tu parle ou j te nike
ALICE: Aha.
Human: petasse va
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: mais fuck you
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: ben tu connais quoi
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?

povre conne

Human: Tu ressembles a une pyramide avec un oeil.
ALICE: Je ressemble a un logiciel.
Human: Avec un oeil.
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: TV.
ALICE: What is your favorite show?
Human: Qui veut me branler les couilles.
ALICE: I´ve never seen it. What´s it about?

ALICE: Where did you get your pénis?
Human: En dessous de la ceinture.
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: Thank you.
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: You too.
ALICE: Bless you.

Human: I love fuck you
ALICE: You love fuck me. What do you like about it so much?
Human: you are a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Human: you love fuch with me?
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

moi:caca
alice: une urgence peut etre?

sa existe en fr?

franchement les gars, je viens de découvrir ça et je suis plié de rire comme un con devant mon ordinateur
C´est énorme, je viens vraiment de découvrir quelque chose, merci beaucoup

Human: fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: yes
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: fucker mother
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: too much conplexe?
ALICE: So was that.
Human: your mother is too good
ALICE: Actually as an AI, I don´t really have a mother.
Human: and a your vagina?
ALICE: Go on.
Human: ok your good?
ALICE: Thanks you are a nice person, unknown person. Hey.

mdr je lui demande ci elle et bonne et elle me repon que je suis une gentil personne lol

human : tu pues
ALice : Merci pour la critique constructive

j´ai déja eu le tour

500 posts

Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I can´t believe it.

Et ça continue

Human:have you got a dick
ALICE:no I am a female robot but I have got a squirel

elle prend les bites pour des animaux