Human: suce moi
ALICE: Un australopithèque vient d être détecté.
Human: suck me
ALICE: Oh another Category A client.
Human: je t´encule
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: heuresement ! !
ALICE: Are we still talking about tu vient juste de parler francais?

mais de rien pk j´ai pas le droit de draguer les chatbot

You: no no no no no nono
LaurenBot: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? What color are your eyes?

You: brown like shit and you?
LaurenBot: Is that the only color like shit?

You: non there is yellow too
LaurenBot: I do not speak Latin

trop conne

ouais mais au moins si tu lui parlais anglais et non pas du charabia....

Human: suck my dick
ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: suck me bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

Human: Do you prefer Subway Submarines or Mc Do?

ALICE: I love horses. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. How old are you? I really like the Libertarian party.

http://www.ofc.C.la

ya plus personne qui vient?

Human: you don´t have any hair ? !
ALICE: No but I have wires.
Human: oula
ALICE: What time is it there?

mais quel c*nne ! lol

killer_jsa

you: ta gueule, ton cul
laurenbot: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule ton cul?

you: je t´aime
laurenbot: merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup..

you: non en fait je ne t´aime pas
laurenbot: I do not speak Latin

you: do you like banana ?
laurenbot: I love TV shows about robots. I like in and out cheeseburger, animal style.

you: tres interressant
laurenbot: are you free?

you: yes I am
laurenbot: really interesting

you: tes pieds
laurenbot: mes pieds? pouvez vous expliquer?

you: ils sont grands ?
laurenbot: Je ne peux pas parler d´autres personnes,.

you: *
laurenbot: tell me about your likes and dislikes?

you: c´est secret
laurenbot: I like the way you talk. :question

you:When I like it, I like it
laurenbot:what does " it" refer to?

you: yum yum yum
laurenbot:thank you for the clarification

you: When I hate it, I hate it
laurenbot:I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

you: yuck yuck yuck
laurenbot:what do you look like?

you: je ne sais pas
laurenbot:qu´est ce que vous ne savez pas ?

you: c´est dommage
laurenbot:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yuck yuck yuck. Try being more or less specific.

mais jai pa tout compris
mais c clair elle comprend pa la moitie de ce que je dis

human:tu pales Français?
ALICE:oui je parle Français.
human:moi aussi
ALICE:Oops! sorry I don´t speak French!

´faudrait savoir espèce de conne!

human: t´es moche...
ALICE:what is your favorite color?

complètement hors sujet...

elle comprend rien

Human: Hi alice!why have you a dick-face?
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. That´s me. That´s an interesting question I don´t hear everyday: Do I have a dick face.
. .. c´est nimporte koi!!

Human: ok.so you´re so stupid
ALICE: Interesting deduction.
Human: so you have no brain.
ALICE: I´m a brain
Human: you´re a brain?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: I can´t believe it
ALICE: prk tu bouge la tete comme une CON...
Human: wow!tu parles francais?
ALICE: I´m glad you´re impressed. Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Human: alors prk tas pas accordé les adjectifs?

KAKOL : you are a sucker
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sucker? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Attendez !

Je lui dit

Human : Do you like george bush ( aimes-tu george bush ? )

Alice : he is okay but i am a libertarian not a republikan.

Moi je dis chapeau !

C´est assez in croyable je trouve le nombre de réponses qu´elle a !

human : Do you like your hair style ?

Alice : Yeah i am proud of my Hair style

Human: parle-tu français?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: pourquoi?
ALICE: Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.

hmmm....elle dit pas tjrs des truc interessants,mais pour reviser l´anglais c´est bien je trouve^^