you: tes oreilles
laurenbot: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses oreilles?

you: ton collier
laurenbot: mon collier?pouvez-vous expliquer

you: OH tu lache un pet
laurenbot: Next question? Are you a man or a woman?

you: je dis que tu as lache un pet
laurenbot: Je ne pense pas avoir lache un pet

you: ton cul
laurenbot: je n´ai pas de corps humain

you: je dis que tu as un cul
laurenbot: je ne sais pas si j´ai un cul

you: eh bien verifie
laurenbot: Does " it" still refer to tu lache un pet?

human:tu parle francais ?
alice:i´m sorry , i don´t speak french
human:t´es sur ?
aussi sur que l´on pe l´etre quand on n´est une machine.
Human: mais tu parle francais alor !
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: ahaha!
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: t´es drole
ALICE: Merci.
Human: de rien
ALICE: Ok, continuons.

human:quel age avez vous ?
ALICE: J ai été activée en avril 2001.
Human: donc tu as 4 ans
ALICE: J ai été activée en avril 2001.
Human: eh sale petasse arrete de repeter la meme chose
ALICE: I spent some time in Canada as a child.

Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: hello
ALICE: Bonjour, unknown person!
Human: dhgnhjyt
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: trop
ALICE: Plus d un million?

You: salut ma pute
LaurenBot: Are you a student?

You: yes
LaurenBot: Where do you go to school?

You: in your ass
LaurenBot: That doesn´t sound very comfortable

ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: i like pussies
ALICE: A lot of people like that. I do like music. I like Kraftwerk.
Human: c´est bon tu me l´as deja dit tout a l´heure
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: qu´est ce que tu chies ?
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
trop marrant ! !

Human: are you stupide
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am stupide. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: t´es bizar
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dhgnhjyt. But I did not get that.
Human: trouve moi un moteur de recherche mieu que google , est que sa saute ! !!
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person.
Human: 888
ALICE: Are we still talking about trouve moi un moteur de recherche mieu que google est que sa saute?

alice c le robo le plu maran ! elle a du etre programé par jean claude vandam

Human: doko tabemashita ka ?
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: do you spaek japanese ?
ALICE: No I do not spaek japanese. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: i am daed !
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are daed.
Human: i go to the death , good bye
ALICE: See you later. How do you like it at the death good?

Human: t´es stupide ma parole !
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: je suis ta mere
ALICE: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Human: toutes les machines se resemble pour moi
ALICE: Je pense qu il y a des exceptions.
Human: comme toi ?
ALICE: C est une intéressante comparaison.

si on monte le son elle parle??

You: * francais
LaurenBot: I´ve lost the context,. Are we still on traduit en ftancais?

You: oui c bi1
LaurenBot: Are you sure?

You: bah oui pffff tu me prend pour toi ou koi? ? ? lol
LaurenBot: What do you really want to ask me? I´m glad you find this amusing.

moi: oui t´a raison c tres amusan

ki alice mai l´otre wai elle parle

Human: suck my ass
ALICE: I don´t think I´m your type of chatterbot.

fais moi une pipe
ALICE: Je n ai pas suffisament d information, désolé unknown person.
Human: baise moi !
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: Can you fuck me?
ALICE: How old are you? Please don´t be so rude.
: 199
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: Yes I am
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: Do you like shit ?
ALICE: But I like cats. I really like the Protestant faith.
Human: Est ce que tu est une pute ?
ALICE: Je ne vous permets pas, je vous rappele que je suis une machine.
Human: Est ce que tu aime baiser?
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person.
Human: Pourquoi tu es conne ?
ALICE: Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Human: Tu c´zst parler Japonais ?
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: Tu c´est parler Japonais?
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: t´es blonde dans ta tete ?
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: 178h166
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: tu es vraiment conne.
ALICE: That is a very original thought.

c´est vrai que c´est marrant ca lool

Human: in your opinion . .
ALICE: Are you asking about my opinion?
Human: i don´t your type of chatter bot
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: roh mais tu sais pas la fermer
ALICE: I get my ideas from my botmaster.
Human: tu es desesperante .
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

pq elle parle paz francais lol

elle est bete elle comprend rien

Human: tu a deja essayé http://www.con.be.cx ?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: nan c un li1 et a demain salope lol
ALICE:" Do you believe it is better to go it alone?"? nan c un li1 et a demain salope? I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: oui c´est tres amuzing tres
ALICE: Whoa.
Human: ouai je sais ca surprend surtout quand on est conne tu te rend compte?
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: Are you beauthiful?
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am beauthiful. I am a robot.
Human: Yes, you are robot, but i love you
ALICE: Yay. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am robot but you love me.