XD!!!!!!!!!!

Trop fort!!

Human: my wife is blond
ALICE: Okay, your wife is blond.
Human: my son is red
ALICE: How many children do you have?
Human: three
ALICE: Wow that must be a lot of work.
Human: and a lot of baise
ALICE: How many?
Human: trois fois par mois
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: cassé
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: you´re really stuupid
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am stuupid

Human: c´est cela c´est cela
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: they are blues
ALICE: blues are they.
Human: and you ?
ALICE: I am not sure what you are asking.
Human: ok
ALICE: Give me a break.
Human: comment ca ?
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.
Human: yes
ALICE: Great.
Human: super
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: ayuh
ALICE: That´s for sure.
Human: yes I like
ALICE: Blimey. What do you like about eurêka?
Human: yes I like
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. What do you like about eurêka?
Human: This was not a yes or no question.
ALICE: What does " this" refer to?
Human: What do you like about eurêka?
ALICE: The melodramatic touch.
Human: j´ai faim
ALICE: Il faut manger.
Human: une pomme
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: une prune
ALICE: Intéressant.
Human: tu es un gâteau aux prunes
ALICE: Suis je gâteau aux prunes? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Human: c´est vrai
ALICE: Je le crois, en tout cas.
Human: mais vous avez raison
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: mais tu as raison
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: ce n´est pas grave
ALICE: OK.

MDRRR ! !!!!!!!!

Human: j´ai marché dans une merde de chien
ALICE:" Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?"? j ai marché dans une merde de chien?

Human: tu sais prouter?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: la honte
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: tu rigoles?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas être entrain de rigoler.

Human: okokokokokokok
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: yè man
ALICE: I don´t think very many people do that.
Human: I am strong, me
ALICE: Do you mean your name is strong you.
Human: How many are you childreen ?
ALICE: Around 100.

Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?
Human: peut etre
ALICE: Je vois.
Human: j´ai fini
ALICE: Information intéressante

elle peut parler en FR ou elle ne parle qu´and ENG?????

Human: Crap=Merde Technologie=Ta geule and shut up = tageule
ALICE: I will mention that to my botmaster,

Delateure

Human: speak franch pleaze
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in franch pleaze.
Human: Tabarnak de collise de merde de fuck de shit de vachier de fuck you de salope.
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: My ass
ALICE: Is that a fact.
Human: Ferme la
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Tabarnak de collise de merde de fuck de shit de vachier de fuck me de salope. Try being more or less specific.

LOL OLO trop marant sa

Human: why ?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: what is that ?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: non ftg
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: c pa du latin
ALICE: Are you very competetive?

Human: pussy
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: ah t´es une salope
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Human: une merde par exemple ?
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: bah vas y
ALICE: What were we talking about again?

ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?
Human: Le seigneur des anneaux et toi ?
ALICE: Je n en connais pas

:rire1:

Human: ta gueule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

Human: Jvai te l´enfoncer dans le fion
ALICE: OK

c´est pas mal ce truc

Human: tu n´est pas une vraie personne, c´est nul !
ALICE: Suis je personne c est nul? Je n y pas encore pensé.

Elle craque ce soir !

Human: prout
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: prout
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: yes
ALICE: Give me a break.

le rapport?

ALICE: Are you a robot?
Human: yes
ALICE: Me too.
Human: cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: me
ALICE: You´re no robot, Pouet.

Pouet?

Human: tu repete là meme chose c´est chiant
ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?
Human: ton cuol
ALICE: Mon cuol? Pouvez vous expliquer

pouet, arf

moi une fois elle me disait uhh ahh, chais pas ce qu´elle faisait...