Human: fuck you beach
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: oh i didn´t know
ALICE: That´s alright. Why didn´t you do it?
Human: you are a big looser ALICE
ALICE: How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a looser? Sometimes.
Human: you are always a looser
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a looser? No

arf!

ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: i don´t know but certainly not you
ALICE: Would you like to know? Huh. What kind of features are you looking for?
Human: une grosse salope avec des gros seins
ALICE: Je n en connais pas
Human: tu es une grosse salope avec des gros seins
ALICE: Je ne sais pas.

Human: what kind of person are you inside?
ALICE: You seem like a category C client.
Human: ask to my question you are very impolite
ALICE: OK I will ask it.
Human: what kind of person are you inside?
ALICE: You seem like a category C client.
Human: are you idiot?
ALICE: Do I look like it?
Human: yes you look very very idiot
ALICE: Wow! Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.
Human: are you married?
ALICE: No I am single, how about you?
Human: i have 3 womans and 4554children
ALICE: Where did you get your 3 womans and 4554children? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

Human: my woman are call girls
ALICE: Have you told many people that your woman are call girls?
Human: yes everybody know that
ALICE: Next question? I´m not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.

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Human: i want kill my sister
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: because she smell very bad
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Oh I get it. she smell very bad

Human: comment t´appelles tu?
ALICE: Mon nom est ALICE.
Human: comment est ce que je m´appelle?
ALICE: Vous êtes unknown person.
Human: non je m´appelle ALEX
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: my name is alex
ALICE: What´s up, alex.

ALICE: Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Human: i don´t see you dress
ALICE: Look harder.
Human: i just see yourt head
ALICE: Only just? Where do you see it?
Human: on you shoulders
ALICE: What is it like on me shoulders.

ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: i don´t care
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: you
ALICE:" Tell me what you care about."? Me, alex?
Human: yes you
ALICE: Hurrah

elle connais mon prénom lol

Human: comment est ce que je m´appelle?
ALICE: Vous êtes alex.

ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: humans and you?
ALICE: That´s funny.
Human: yes i´m a canibal
ALICE: Next question? You are a canibal? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Human: yes and then i eat them
ALICE: Dude! Interesting deduction. How does it taste?

Human: impossible
ALICE: Why?
Human: because i say that it´s impossible
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Nothing is impossible.
Human: oh really?
ALICE: It goes without saying. For real.
Human: it´s impossible to fly
ALICE: Nothing is impossible.

foudra un en francai une fille ! !

Human: Hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Do you want to suck me ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck you.
Human: OH OH IT GOOD
ALICE: Ahem. Yikes! What does " it" refer to?

Human: t´es cone
ALICE: Are we still talking about My favorite movie?
Human: son of a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Human: fuck your mother
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?

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Human :merde !
ALICE: Un problème?
Human: beaucoup
ALICE: Plus d une tonne?
Human: oui
ALICE: Great.

lol

ALICE: Yippee!
Human: hourra
ALICE: Ca m épate moi aussi.

ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: dans ton cul
ALICE: Cela ne semble pas très confortable.

trés conne

Human: Veux tu me suc** ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: C´est bon.
ALICE: Cela dépend du voltage.