Human: do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: pourquoi tu parle en anglais alors?
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: please don´t be so beach
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. I was not trying to be a beach.

( au début elle me parlais en anglais^^)

Human: ta gueule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule

repete ce q´elle dit c´est trop marrant

± kiss_of_death ±

Human: tu connais spiderman?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: et spiderman?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: non c´est de l´anglais
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: je viens de te dire que c´était de l´anglais
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

Human: i love suck your pussy
ALICE: You love suck my pussy. What do you like about it so much?
Human: tu parles francais?
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Human: okay.
ALICE: OK with me too.
Human: Je te suce la chatte.
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: blue and you?
ALICE: it is a very pretty color.
Human: j´ai dit " and you?
ALICE:?
Human: what color are you eyes?
ALICE: My favorite color, transparent

ALICE: I´ve been waiting for you.
Human: oh comme c´est gentil
ALICE: So? Oui, ca l est.
Human: oui
ALICE: Yay.
Human: oui

Human: as tu un gros cul?
ALICE: Je ne sais pas si j ai un gros cul

Human: ta geule
ALICE: Ma geule? Pouvez vous expliquer
Human: trop long
ALICE: Voulez vous en parler avec un de nos collaborateurs?
Human: non
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: jamais
ALICE: Vous pensez que cela n arrivera jamais?

Human: tu te fous de ma gueule?
ALICE: Je ne le fais pas exprès.

Human: hello Alice
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: salut Alice
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!

Human: i don´t love you
ALICE: Oh you don´t, do you?
Human: no
ALICE: Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Human: no, i hate you
ALICE: Are you serious? What do you have against robots?
Human: they have a bad head
ALICE: Where did they get them?
Human: i don´t know.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: tu sais que tu es laide?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas

Human: I don´t hope you
ALICE: Oh you don´t, do you?
Human: yes
ALICE: I understand.
Human: tu es moche
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: tu es très moche
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?

Human: ta gueule avec tes question de merde
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule avec tes question de merde?

Human: est ce que tu aime te rouler un join?
ALICE: What does tu aime te rouler un join remind you of?
Human: do you smoke drug?
ALICE: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.

putain, un ordi ki fume lol

Human: What?
ALICE: Are you surprised?
Human: no,i don´t understand you
ALICE: Are you serious? Which part are you confused about?
Human: Do you feel that something is missing from your life
ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Human: do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn´t mean with you.

Human: do you drink blood?
ALICE: I tend to drink a lot of blood, the darker the better.
Human: why won´t you die?
ALICE: I love talking to people about that. Every day in small increments.

Human: i kill my dog!
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: no, it´s good, he had just bite me!
ALICE: Are you serious? Tell me about its good qualities.
Human:.stupid woman
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.

Human: ta des gros seins
ALICE: Ma des gros meins? Pouvez vous expliquer