Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There´s no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I´m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, you can´t take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I´ll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I´m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
( Oh yeah, I´m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
( Oh baby, I´m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
( Oh I´m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I´m gonna have to blow you away
Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why´d you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I´m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven´t figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We´ll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I´m so trigger happy, trigger happy every day
( Oh yeah, I´m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
( Oh baby, I´m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
( Oh I´m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I´m gonna have to blow you away
Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We´ll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I´m prayin´ somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I´m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
( Oh yeah, I´m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
( Oh baby, I´m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
( Oh I´m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I´m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I´m gonna have to blow you away