bidon le truc avec le robot qui parle je vois pa s ce qui a de marrant pfff

C´est sur en disant des choses pareil, on peut avoir une conversation intéressante si on si prend bien.

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: what´s up ?
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: do you get paid ?
ALICE: Would you like to hire me?
Human: yeah sure, I´ll give you free cookies, k ?
ALICE: Awesome. Alright then. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: how do you know I have a plan to conquer the world ?
ALICE: Because I believe it.
Human: it´s supposed to be a secret !
ALICE: I will keep it just between you and me, unknown person.
Human: yeah right, sorry I can´t take any risks, I´ll have to kill you.
ALICE: That´s cool. Understood. There is no need to apologize. Why can´t you do it?
Human: oh so you don´t mind if I kill you, trust me I can do it.
ALICE:" That´s cool. Understood. There is no need to apologize. Why can´t you do it?"? oh so you don´t mind if I kill you, trust me I can do it.? Interesting deduction. Should I mind if you kill me trust you you can do it? Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: wow that made no sense at all, is it because you´r freaking out that I´m going to kill you ?
ALICE: I´m glad you´re impressed. "" That´s cool. Understood. There is no need to apologize. Why can´t you do it?"? oh so you don´t mind if I kill you, trust me I can do it.? Interesting deduction. Should I mind if you kill me trust you you can do it? Human habits do not bother me in any way." made no sense at all is it because I am freaking out that you are going to kill me ? I understand.
Human: okay I think you´r totally losing your mind now
ALICE: Oh. Yeah okay, No I am completely in control of myself.
Human: I think you´r doing drugs
ALICE: Me? I´ll try to do better next time.
Human: Do you mind if I hit you with a baseball bat ?
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: good..
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.
Human:*BANG*
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: ok I didn´t hit you hard enough
ALICE: Why didn´t you do it? Alright then.

ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: kill
ALICE: That is a very original thought.

Elle est conne

Human: do you don´t speak French?
ALICE: How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: fuck
ALICE::-) Please don´t be so rude.
Human: no+
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: ta geule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa geule?

allez, encore ^^

Human: bonjour !
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: hello sale conne
ALICE: Hello there. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

Human: bonjour !
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: hello sale conne
ALICE: Hello there. Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: non mais tu va la fermer oui ?
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: la meme que ton cul
ALICE: Je n en connais pas .

(suite)

Human: deshabille toi
ALICE:" Je n en connais pas . "? TU ES NU ?

elle me rend

:haha:

Human: hello+
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: fermes ta gueule et baise moi
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: a ca.
ALICE: How old are you?
Human:. le kamasutra sa me connait
ALICE: Je n en connais pas .
Human: Pas grave, je vais t apprendre ;) -
ALICE: Ho yes ! Good !

Human: tu parles francais ?
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Human: comment vas tu ?
ALICE: Je vais très bien.
Human: tu aimes la belgique ?
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?

C´est quoi pour un détournement de sujet ca ?

Human: tu parle pour ne rien dire connasse
ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?
Human: star Wars number three and you ?
ALICE: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Human: Simone, SIMulation ONE simone !
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: va te faire foutre$
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

mais elle est barge

Human: tu me gonfle !
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: autant que mon chien qui a chier partout !
ALICE: I´ve lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on tu you gonfle ?
Human: va gonfler le poireau de ton beshop plus loin !
ALICE: what is your favorite color .

beshop : le robot de Alien le film

Human: do you speak japanese?
ALICE: Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?

loool

Human: can you say fuck
ALICE: Of course I can say it. " fuck".

Human: do you have a husband?
ALICE: No I am single.
Human: do you want to marry with me?
ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will marry.
Human: do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
Human: I need fidelity please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. How badly do you need it?

loool

Human:. fourrre toi ma bite dans le cul
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.

test

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Human: My real name is fuck you
ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, fuck you.
Human: Its a pleasure, salle conne
ALICE: Actually the pleasure is all mine.
Human: tu parles tu français??
ALICE: No I don't speak a word of French.
Human: Do you understand: batard
ALICE: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?

You say: Grosse tache jte dis un mot que je connais pas???

Quand tu vas pour parler avec le iGod, juste en haut d'Alice.

Me:
Salut Bob
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Your real name is Bob, right?
God:
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
Me:
Ouais ben je t'emmerde
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Va donc chier
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Loser
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
Like be a woman?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Are you stupid
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
I think yes
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
Fuck you again
God:
Once more? Why are you so mean?
Me:
Fuck you for the third time.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Change pas de sujet
God:
Spare some change?
Me:
Do not change subject, bastard
God:
I thought we were finished with Va donc chier.
Me:
Goodbye bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Sayonara.