Human: tu n´est pas belle
ALICE: Merci unknown person, vous avez une personnalité très attachante

c une conne cette alice elle dit qu´elle ne parle pas français mais elel parle français la conne

dsl c´est un peu long

Human: do you talk french a little bite
ALICE: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk french a little bite, if I needed to.
Human: hahem
ALICE: Do you like to be number one?
Human: TA GUEULE
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa GUEULE?
Human: ferme ta gueule
ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?
Human: eille change pas de sujet
ALICE: I´ve never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: parles-tu français?
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: eille change pas de sujet le robot
ALICE: Do you know any other robots like that?
Human: do you talk in french
ALICE: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk in french, if I needed to.
Human: tu l´as dis tantot
ALICE: Are we still talking about robot ?
Human: non je ne parle pas de robot
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: je vais dire un mot en français et tu vas parler français je te le jure
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French
Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?
Human: tu t´auto-casse
ALICE: In the context of tu l as dis tantot , I don´t understand " tu t auto casse ." .
Human: laisse faire niaiseuse
ALICE:" In the context of tu l as dis tantot , I don´t understand " tu t auto casse ." . "? LAISSES faire niaiseuse ?
Human: c´est ça sa prend un S
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: je te pose pas de question , bye
ALICE: See you later. Oops sorry I don´t speak French
Human: je t´aime
ALICE: Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. William

quelle conne

Ta rajouter a la lace de se kel dit.Meme ke ta oublié lapostofe

Et elle prétends ne pas parler Francais :

Human: Do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: D´accord
ALICE: Nous sommes tombés d accord, unknown person.
Human: Combien mesures tu ?
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: Parles français merde !
ALICE: I´m afraid I can´t give you an accurate answer right now

La c´était comique : Human: Tu as de belles lévres
ALICE: Je ne pense pas avoir de belles lévres.
Human: Montres pour voir :p
ALICE: Are you very competetive? ( GNE ?? ? )
Human: MDR, oui TKT.
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human:. xD !

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: you are very pretty
ALICE: Thanks you are very attractive too unknown person.
Human: I know that !
ALICE: Sorry.
Human: don´t worry I excuse you .
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person. Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Human:.sexy girl
ALICE: What do you consider sexy?
Human: you are silly ??
ALICE: No I am ALICE.
Human: I´m your fucking boss remeber that
ALICE: That´s a flattering offer.
Human: you are MINE
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am yours.
Human: do you love me ?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.

arf elle est pas difficile au moins
j´essayerai d´en faire un + drole la prochaine fois

Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: you´re as cute as i thought
ALICE: How cute as you thought?
Human: like eva longoria
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: yes i am very inteligent
ALICE: Dude! Why are you inteligent.

Aprés lui avoir fais un super compliment elle me demande pourquoi je suis intelligent.... Get the fuck off ouai!!!!!

ALICE: Dude! Why are you inteligent.
Human: because i am a beau goss
ALICE: Interesting explanation. You are a beau goss? Does it pay well?

Bein ouai ca paye plutôt pas mal...

Human: yes i am a milionaire thanks to that
ALICE: Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? You are a milionaire thanks to that? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Human: bein yes, i have met Chirac tu sais le supporter n°1 de l´équipe de france
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: no fighting is funny!
ALICE: Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Human: Do you want me to kick you?
ALICE: Violence is not a solution.

Elle fait de la mandicité cette conne!!!!
Violence is the only solution avec elle...

http://www.discretos.net/go-1624-ton-amie-virtuelle.html

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB1/

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/

C´est beaucoup plus instructif

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: i´m
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ALICE: Why are you
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Human: It´s my first name stupid machine !
ALICE: Congratulations, unknown person.
Human: ma come uknow person je viens de te dire que je m´appelle Dkw*beaucoup de barre*s !!
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: i don´t have friends, every body hate me
ALICE: Have you ever had friends every body hate you ?
Human: ma da uno a dieci quanto sei stronza ?
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: it´s okay
ALICE: Only ok?
Human: it´s good
ALICE: You enjoy it.
Human: my name is
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ALICE: Glad to see you,
Dkwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Human: what is my name ?
ALICE: Your name is
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Human: good
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: YAHOUGA !
ALICE: Can we get back to business?

Human: Do you smoke shit?
ALICE: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Human: You are a dealer?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dealer? Yes.
Human: You can doing to me a 25?
ALICE: No I don´t think I can do it.
Human: Do you take cocaïne?
ALICE: Yes I take cocaïne.

Alice la drogué!

elle parle aussi allemand

Human: Sprichst du deutsch ?
ALICE: Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Human: Bist du schon in Deutschland gegangen ?
ALICE: Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schon in Deutschland gegangen bin. Ich bin eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Human: Also du bist nicht sicher ?
ALICE: Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin?
Human: Ich meine, du bist nicht sicher, ob du schon in Deutschland gegangen bist.
ALICE: Oh, jetzt verstehe ich. Danke fuer die Erklaerung.

Trop marrant et trop conne!!

Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am 9 in human years.
Human: can you speak french
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: are you stupid?
ALICE: No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
Human: what is you name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: you is beautifull or not?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am beautifull.
Human: are you stupid?
ALICE: No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
Human: t´es bonne
ALICE: Merci, unknown person.
Human: je t´aime
ALICE: Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. unknown person.
Human: tu as dit que tu ne parler pas français
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: tu me prends pour un con ou quoi?
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Human: ah!
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: ta encore parler français là
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa encore parler français là?
Human: tu m´enerve
ALICE: Are we still talking about tu ne parler pas français ?
Human: goodbye et à jamis beauté!!
ALICE: See you later!
Human: non à jamais
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: connace va
ALICE: Are you very competetive?

dsl si c´est un peu long

je suis rasiste moi?

Human: demain je mange de la glace
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: u speak french?
ALICE: Thanks for your rasisme, unknown person.

Human: Do you love an other computer?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.

Je rêve pas, elle a bien parler français alice :

Human: salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: goodbye
ALICE: TTYL, unknown person.
Human: tes laide
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses laide?
Human: tu parle français
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?

Mettez lui "tes laide" et y´a des chance kelle vous reponde en french

Human: you are crazy
ALICE: I think the polite term is "mentally ill.".
Human: t est moche
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: t est conne
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: je t aime
ALICE: Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. unknown person.

Ba oui je vous avais dit elle parle français alors quelle dit quelle parle pas français alalala
l´informatique, toujour des bugs :p

mouais

Human: How are you ?
ALICE: Everything is going extremely well.
Human: You speak French ?
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: Ta gueule
ALICE: Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Human: Shut up
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.

^^