Voici pour nos amis anglicistes la traduction complète ( qui se fera au fur et à mesure) de " a new story".

It is the history of a girl, she is called Lenna Fentoozler.

-PlacidVlad-

She is very pretty. Brown, a long hair which runs like the water of a fountain on its small shoulders. Large eyes sapphires which allure the heart, crowned fine black eyebrows, three small freckles on the left cheek only, one fresh and semi-sparkling face, a desire for living overflowing. A plastically superb body. She is 17 years old when the story starts. She is a commercial fish the day, and mercenary robber the night. One day, a mysterious unknown, draped of black and white, the face hidden by a dark hood, approaches its market and says to him: " Lenna, I have something for you". And its pocket, it leaves...

with you the continuation!

-Chapterving-

J´ai toujours dit qu´abuser d´altavista c´est pas bien!

in the covered with snow mountains, in the heart of the small town of snowblind, a girl awakes. It is déja 15 o´clok morning and she realizes that she is late has the school and which today it is her birthday, she has 11 years somebody at this point in time strikes has the door. in spite of its youth, Lenna lives all alone, her mother was killed by German people and her father is in prison for rape of minors of thirty years old. The guy was sick and tired to strike and it demolishes the door.

BLAM!!

Oh oh oh, it is the Father Christmas!

ah not it is a large pig of Mister!

Lenna:"oh dumb! my door!!!"
the guy: " sorry... ah it is you! thus I say did not expect to see you whether changed, you grew much! especially on the level of the chest! at least 95c!"
Lenna:"what you do want me salts idiot?"
the mec:"euh well, as you know it, you do not know which I am thus I put to you immediately at the perfume, I am called hagrid!"
Did Lenna:"oh yeah and what you want me?" hagrid:"you are a wizard harry!"
Lenna:"Harry? Who is this?"
hagrid:"euh... oups... afflicted, I was mistaken..." and hagrid from went away.

lenna:" well, since I am picked up as much to move me the bottom! aaaah as it is good to awake every morning with the song of the cock!"

She did not suspect that it had found the only cock which sang with 15 o´ clock of the morning!

to you!

- PlacidVlad-

Sorry! chapterving, I had not seen what you had written lol

Ca prend pas une minute une traduction pourtant.
Bon je te laisse t´amuser sur ce topic.

thus the masked man leaves his pocket an object formless, indefinable, and he says has Lenna...

masked man: " this object belongs to..." and it is made draw a ball in the coffee machine. Lenna:"à which? what?" man masqué:"aaaargh..." Will Lenna:"TU SAY IT To ME OUAIS???"
man masqué:"il belongs to... to..."
Lenna:"tu spit the piece jerk!!! go is confined, cretin!!"
man masqué:"hey! I hate the insults! will shit!" and it retains its breathing to burst with an only aim of emmerder Lenna.
lenna:"damned! I believe that I will have to embark me in a dirty adventure to find for what this object is used! shit of goat! zut of flute! that makes me shit!"
then it goes towards the owner of the stand to ask to him whether it can take its pause-lunch to elucidate the mystery of the object.
Can Lenna:"boss, I take my pauses lunch fifteen next year old to elucidate a mystery?"
boss:"ok, would be back before midday, I will need you!"
Lenna:"buuut...! ok"
it is put then on the way. on its way, like it is thirsty ( that made already ten minutes that it goes, it does not have the practice) it stops with a grocer to buy new the fanta taste orange caramel lemon-yellow chocolate pistachio vanilla with hazel nuts and whipped cream. the épicière left with an aim of making a race, then it is her son, Marcel, also called Benwahballs, which keeps the shop. As soon as it saw entering Lenna, it fell in love with her.

Lenna:"salut, have you new the fanta taste orange caramel lemon-yellow chocolate pistachio vanilla chantilly hazel nut?"
Benwahballs:"il has there all that one needs Miss! if you want, I also condoms with the same taste... do you want have to test them? I want to help you well if you want!"
Lenna:"oh! goujat!"

it spins a clout in the mouth !

Benwahballs:"she has temperament, I like that!"

then it takes its fanta and breaks without paying. It estimates that after the affront that has just made him Benwahballs, it should not pay, it is rather him which should do it ( but she don´t care because she has

forgotten the fucking money with the stand of fruit and vegetables...) Benwahballs runs after her then she is as put to run while thinking as she was made locate. In fact, he wants just to follow it.

Lenna: " you know, it will be very hard and very perilous! Are you sure to want to follow me?"

Benwahballs:"ouais, I will follow you anywhere, my small sugar pig"

and after this new affront, it gives one from there to him! after all, it will not be let make by a similar cretin!

has you!
- PlacidVlad-

A few hours later, the two companions arrive, exhausted, in a strange city, invaded by a green and blue fog. The houses which make it up are cubic and triangular forms, very out of money. Then Lenna stops with the tourist bureau and calls randomly.

" Ohé! Does Y´ have somebody? ! "

Nobody... A few moments pass. Behind it, Lenna hears a noise of fountain: it is Benwahballs which is relieving itself on a floor of pinks. Finally, somebody arrives at the counter.

" Hello? You wish? "

" the address of a hotel, please, five stars "

" OUAIS! shout Benwahballs, It IS TO MAKE CRAC-CRAC! "

The hotel one smiles, actuates a button, and Lenna and Benwahballs find both in a roomy room with full with cushions in the shape of chocobos and pigs.

" Okay, Lenna, I believe that have you need for a true guy, now! known as Ben.

And whereas it is stripping itself under the disgusted glance of Lenna which prepares with him foutre a rouste, an enormous dragon emerges in the room while exploding all on its passage. Ben, frightened, takes refuge, the tail between the legs in the toilets.

The dragon howls in Lenna, at all impressed: " POOR SMALL VERMIN! GIVE AGAIN THIS OBJECT! MY MAITRE OF A NEED! "

Lenna: Will seek it if you want!

Hardly it pronounced these sentences of challenge which it leaves the object its pocket and swallows it, of a blow, by looking at the dragon with ignited eyes. It extirpates the enormous bent red sword of its sleeve and springs against the dragon, insane of rage.

A epic combat will start...

with you the continuation!

- Chapterving

Maybe I will participate to the english version of this topic, it´s still the same story, this time I will try to read it because Papesse ( popegirl) said I was fucking good, maybe it´s interesting to read, and it´s nice idea Chapter to make something new, with old fashion ones ; )
I just have been entered in the smiley world

J´ai dit quoi?!
Le contenu de ce topic ne m´interesse pas , parfaite représentation de certains . ....

c bien mais ca parait que vous etes pas traducteur hehe, mais lacher pâ ! !

they were killed one and the other.

THE END.

you break all, ctcc

She left her red sword arrival nowhere and sprang against the dragon, by attacking it of blows. It was in vain because the dragon was provided with a skin harder than diamond. In fact, Lenna was really going to have to find something if not it was going to have to be made tear off the fat so that the dragon recovers the object. The combat has lasted already for a few twenty minutes and Lenna starts to weaken, but the dragon does not let see any sign of tiredness... it does not move... BUT! This whirr! The dragon slept has closed points, and Lenna has just realized it, then it decides to examine it more closely. It makes initially the turn of the enormous animal ( it is a large room) and it realizes that it is not the skin of the dragon which is hard, but it is magic protection created in a magic way by an unspecified magician. Therefore, to gain, it is enough for him to screw protection.
Lenna: " how will I make? "
small voice which comes from nowhere:" it should be decentralized. It really does not sleep. It waits until you tirednesses to rape you. After all, you are really good. If I were not that a voice, I would have already sodom... "
Lenna: " Shut up! okay, I must decentralize it... Do I have to make it laugh?"
small voice: " good idea!"
Lenna: " not of problems! Benwahballs! bring back your testicles, I need you!"
Benwahballs: " no problems! I am always there for you, my beauty!"
It is brought back and Lenna removes the slipway of Ben.
Lenna: " hé, dragon! awake! euh... we removed your girlfriend! We will violate it! mouahahaha " .
On this, the dragon opens the eyes and sees Benwahballs very naked. It collapses of laughing and here is its protection which from goes away, with the result that it is not any more one red dragon but a pale pink dragon with white peas. Lenna is not let decentralize by a so futile detail and well deeply inserts its sword in the bottom of the dragon, and this one arises to him by the eyes. Apparently, the sword that Lenna obtained, nobody knows where, has certain capacities!
Benwahballs: " Where did you obtain this sword?" Lenna: " It is the author who spun it to me because I was going to have a combat! Do not try to include/understand!"
Benwahballs: " good, well, if we were going to lie down? oh! did you see? Teddy bears in the shape of pig! hu hu hu... that gives me ideas... "

BLAM!

The door had been just made crash to pieces at the same time as Benwahballs was caught a clout and was found transferred on the wall. Behind dust that the door had made fly, a man ( or a woman) was held upright. She ( or he) was of average size, and he ( or she) said...

with you the continuation!

- PlacidVlad-

" ... Hello, I would like a pizza pie... with pineapple... I like much pineapple... "

The unknown factor was a woman and it had just pronounced these at the very least strange words... Lenna understood that it was a secret code then it concentrated the magic come from nowhere from its sword come from nowhere and started to converse in language scholar with the woman...

Lenna: Thus you like pineapple?
Unknown factor: Perhaps the Eiffel Tower... Lenna: The bumper cars it is sure.
Unknown factor: With Lang Jack, you succeeded all.
Lenna: And statement that Chico left me its potatos.
Unknown factor: Thus you will testify? Lenna: In front of god, I will eat fish, I swear!
Unknown factor: Then it is heard, put us of Kylie Minogue! Lenna: Which is your name?
Unknown factor: I like the computers, goodbye!

On this, the unknown factor removed its clothing completely, revealing a plastically superb naked body, boobs spherically perfect, and a she-cat cut with the perfection. She was large brown, short hair, red eyes, a sensual mouth...

Benwahballs which was always with hair put to feel the effect of the reaction strongly, and the wall on which it was always transferred started to fissure under the pressure. Finally, it was detached. At once, it was rectified and started to look at the unknown factor and Lenna; its eyes are reflected to sparkle...

with you the continuation!

- Chapterving-

The unknown factor was amused of this reaction, its eyes red shone. Benwahballs:"(bave)" Lenna put a great blow of fist on the head of this poor Benni and it took again its spirits by asking what they had said with this code. Neither one nor the other answered. Lenna ( in our language, more in secret code): " who are you?" unknown factor ( also in coherent French): " thus you are finally!" Lenna:"qui that?" but hardly it had pronounced these words which the unknown factor had already disappeared! Benwahballs:"nooooooooooooon reveneeeez I have some to be made enough strike by Lenna! it is good but it has a too foul temper!" Did Lenna:"ah ouais? I have a foul temper? dumb!" and it sticks one of them to him. Could Lenna:"qu´ well mean this woman?" Benwahballs was sleeping Lenna spent all the night to be thought of this mysterious woman with the language as mysterieux as the nature of its centres. were they quite natural? Because Lenna in vain put as much cream rafermissante on its chest which does not have anything has to envy anybody, it did not manage to obtain two perfect and really marrowy spheres with the touch... And these legs! not a hair in excess! to believe that this woman was stripped of all defects! The thoughts of Lenna were hustled in its head: " what she did mean?" " which is its épilatoire cream?" " my god, and these buttocks... it must make gym to have a similar bottom!" The night passed thus and, to finish, Lenna wondered whether it could not invite it to the cinema, to make knowledge... Benwahballs awoke and this action tore off Lenna of its thoughts since this one announced its presence by an enormous belch which would certainly have been indicated like gaining contest of the universal belches. Then, from the desiccated mouth of Benwahballs emerged a stinking odor from old onion of trente-tois years which would have macerated in watery coffee carried by a cyclist who would have shit inside to keep his feet with the heat during the crossing of the Alps in bathing suit. Lenna says to him that he was a large disgusting person then was locked up in the bathroom. After three good hours ( aaah women!), it left finally the bathroom, the tits in the hands and known as with benwahballs. Lenna: " Tell me, Benni, you finds that I have boobs as beautiful as those of this mysterious unknown woman?" She showed her tits then. You would have said two quite firm melons provided with a nipple each one. It was impossible not to want to put the hand at it! really, it did not have anything to envy this unknown factor, but it is true that that is not comparable... Benwahballs which saw a very good occasion here to fuck up the ass Lenna known as: Benwahballs: " much more beautiful still! these are the most beautiful boobs that I ever saw!" Lenna, outraged by the purely male reaction ( and nobody can want some has benwahballs) of Ben, definitely gave him a large blow in the face, the young man with the pale dye of the beginning of the history will return to us blue like a schtroumpf! Then a bird entered by the opened window, it was a white bird like snow, but it did not have a head of bird, it had a head of...

with you the continuation!

- PlacidVlad-

I dont break anything dude. Don´t worry, it´s all good. It´s just that at some places in the story, it´s seems automatic translations so sometimes it´s lookin´ strange....like this : " "Because Lenna in vain put as much cream rafermissante on its chest[...]""!!! But I don´t care, it´s actually pretty well and funny ! Keep it up

What a work ! XD! It´s very great, guy !
( PS : the FRANGLAIS is very funny!!! )