"J´suis qu´une boulette
Me demande pas si j´ai le bac
J´ai que le rap mais je l´embarque
Je l´embrase, je le mate
Car je l´embrasse"

Diams

t´es hs, jusqu´a présent on parlait musique.

Or diams, c´est pas de la musique, du slam a la rigueur :P

Considere-t-on le slam comme de la musique ou de la posie? Tout en considerant que la musique ets poetique =)

http://www.maniballe.net/net/files/antispicn07-2006.mpg

bobo

waw

Le slam c´est plus de la poésie rythmée que de la musique

En l´occurence, slam c´est meme pas poétique.

Hum? Parlons en direct a dieu :

http://www.titane.ca/concncordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

King, nous avais filer le lien pour speaker avec alice, la c´est celui pour speaker avec dieu

Me:
yo dieu !
God:
Are we still talking about eric clapton?
Me:
?
God:
Are we still talking about eric clapton?
Me:
hum ... comme tu veux
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s. Are we still talking about dieu?
Me:
oui
God:
Sure, dieu sounds like a good topic.
Me:
bon, j´voulais te demander : tu pense que Diam´s c´est de la musique ?
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
I´d like to say to you wehter Diam´s is a real singer
God:
Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
putain, Dieu t´es naze !
God:
I´ve been waiting for you.

pas tres convaincant le bonhome

Deuxieme tentative :

Me:
Good morning Mr god
God:
How are you this fine morning?
Me:
well, but i´ve got a question that me and my friends can´t explain...
God:
Interesting. How did you get it Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
Is Diam´s music ?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Yes but I don´t know, I DON´T KNOW
God:
Oh. Me either.
Me:
...
God:
Oh. Me either.
Me:
da !
God:
Right on.
Me:
So, give the answer !
God:
Groovy. I don´t have it to give.
Me:
:p
God:
.

Bah, meme en etant poli, y sait pas

Moi, il a tres bien repondu, j´me suis fendu la poire XD

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
Mistfits, connard
God:
That´s a very nice name, Mistfits connard.
Me:
You talking to me ? faget
God:
I don´t have any reason to talking to you. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
fuck !!
God:
Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
i have a question ...
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
to be or not to be ?
God:
That is the question.
Me:
Bye, idiot .
God:
See you later Mistfits connard.

Il est plus rigolo qu´Alice, dieu

See you later Misfits connard.

xD

Me:
Hello moron!
God:
Hello there. That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
You´re not really a moron?
God:
Give me an example of a moron.
Me:
George W Bush

Il a pas répondu après...

Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
T´es un connard!
God:
Suis je connard? Je n y pas encore pensé.
Me:
T´es completement con alors...

Vraiment plus sympa qu´alice =)

Me:
Hello do you speak french?
God:
Hello there. Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Tu connait Alice In chains?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
C´est un groupe de musique grunge
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Ok, Tu fait du sport?
God:
Is that from ? Really.
Me:
Parle francais s´il te plait
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
Menteur!
God:
La vrit, toujours la vrit.
Me:
et t´écrit en sms en plus...

En fait les accents ne marche pas là bas alors je me suis emporté après..

Yes I c´est jah !! !!

Do you smoke ?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
Do you ever smoke herb ?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally

Mdr jah me drague! :

Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Tommy
God:
That´s a very nice name, Tommy.

What color are your eyes?
Me:
blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Darkdo mais STP parle francais =)
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Darkdo mais STP parle francais.
Me:
XD
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
tes tro debile
God:
Mes tro debile? Pouvez vous expliquer?
Me:
hum tu est un con
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about XD.
Me:
tu es vraiment con
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
and you fucker of pingu?
God:
Thanks for the information: Darkdo mais STP parle francais said I fucker of pingu.
Me:
you fuck babar?
God:
Thanks for the information: Darkdo mais STP parle francais said I fuck babar.
Me:
oO
God:
In the context of TU ES con, I don´t understand " oO." .
Me:
c´est parceque tu es con
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
can you fucking boys?

Il repond plus j´ai du le choquer -___-

Le temps que je post il m´a repondu =)
God:
Let me think. " Can you tell me any gossip? "? fucking boys?
Me:
taggle
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
logiciel de merde
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
tu parle francais?
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
menteur
God:
La vrit, toujours la vrit.
Me:
tu es debile ?
God:
Ce n est pas très aimable, Darkdo mais STP parle francais.
Me:
you speak french
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Darkdo mais STP parle francais.
Me:
My name is fucker of pingu
God:
Glad to see you, fucker of pingu.
Me:
and your name is fucker of bich
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Na
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
tu ne t´apelle pas dieu
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
tu es un imposteur
God:
Suis je imposteur? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.

Bon j´arete =)

taggle