ouai très c*n, mais vas faire un tour de toute facon le forum est désert
(moi j´y reste toute la journée)

Oki ! C´est vrai que je suis pas tomber au bon moment

Ben je le connaissais déjà God :

https://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-10568-109513-1-0-1-0-0.htm

Mdr

Me:
i live in france
God:
What is it like living in france?
Me:
oloron, i´ts a town aussi pommée que toi
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
and you where are you from?
God:
That´s good information: said I where are you from.
Me:
do you like the dead?
God:
I´m not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
it´s your creator?
God:
the dead is my creator? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
the dead is your creator?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
and do you like the war?
God:
I´m not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
me too
God:
I´m glad we agree, .
Me:
and you pirate computers?
God:
I haven´t heard anything like that before: said I pirate computers.
Me:
good, you are a boulet?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a boulet? Maybe.
Me:
and a flooder
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
no do you are a flooder?
God:
Please tell the truth. Am I a flooder? I don´t know.
Me:
dommage
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
and you are a hackeur?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hackeur? I don´t know.
Me:
ok thank and you are god?
God:
Don´t mention it. Excuse me!
Me:
and do you like gods?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
ok thank you
God:
Groovy.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.

Alors comme ca il aime mel gibson !!

Me:
Salut toi !
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Hein ?
God:
I don´t think very many people do that. Je ne pense pas que je sois fou.
Me:
Ben p´tete pas toi mais moi si
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Parle francais triple idiot
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
Hein
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Oui, je suis intelligent
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
xD Et mon cul c´est du poulet ?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Bien sur ...
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
Ben pas moi conna**
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Toi God moi Humain
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Non, je viens de voir les feux de l´amour et Jack a trompé Phillis
God:
So was that.
Me:
Yes, you are a pedencule
God:
Really. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedencule? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Alice ? Le truc d´abonnement
God:
Can I help you? Intéressant.
Me:
Bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
Quel co* ce mec
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Gros porc xD
God:
What do you look like?
Me:

God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Ce qui est ammusant :
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Ben Julien Clair
God:
I haven´t read anything by Ben Julien Clair. What did he write?
Me:
Do you speak Tyranoides ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Tyranoides.
Me:
... Agah ...
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Oui je suis gratuit et toi ?
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
xD
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Bon ba bye
God:
See you later. Please speak English.
Me:
J´ai dit God Bye
God:
See you later. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Mai ferme ta gu*****
God:
I haven´t read anything by Mai ferme ta gu. What did he write?

Mon moment préféré :

God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Ben Julien Clair
God:
I haven´t read anything by Ben Julien Clair. What did he write?
Me:
Do you speak Tyranoides ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Tyranoides.
Me:
... Agah ...
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Oui je suis gratuit et toi ?
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
xD

ptdr franchement t´assure

YEAH , le retour de Matrakk jcroyais que tu revennais fin aout

Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
les deux pk?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
pourtant c´est toi qui les a faits

( c´est celui d´etres )

je sais au fait en voila un tout frais

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
florian, and you?
God:
It´s good to meet you, florian.
Me:
ok me too
God:
I´m glad we agree, florian. Yikes!
Me:
yikes?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes au bahut
God:
Where do you go to school? Merci pour cette information.
Me:
bah chez moi ducon
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
hugues-yves-jacques
God:
I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, hugues yves jacques.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
ok je quite la convers
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French. Dude!
Me:
ok i don´t speak english
God:
Me either. That´s interesting.
Me:
yes very interessing
God:
Groovy. Somewhat. What do you look like?
Me:
i look like the computers, and you?
God:
the computers is very attractive.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
and, you, do you look loke?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
ah you play in online?
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting gossip: hugues yves jacques said I play in online.
Me:
at artchet and clank 3?
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
on the eiffel tower
God:
What is it like on the eiffel tower.
Me:
me
God:
Besides you hugues yves jacques?
Me:
do you like flooding?
God:
I like pets. I like White.
Me:
do you have zoophile?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
no, i don´t have friends
God:
Are you serious? Are you lonely or just a hermit?
Me:
a hermit
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
but, i have an other computer
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
it is a windows 88
God:
other computer is a windows 88. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
why?
God:
" It goes without saying."? Why?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
tg
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
ye
God:
Have you got your own chat robot?
Me:
no
God:
Why don´t you just download me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
ui
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
bon je me fait chier goodbye
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
n
God:
Are we still talking about ui?
Me:
no

celle la aussi est bien

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, i´m the GOD
God:
I can´t believe it. Who made you the GOD ?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
no, you don´ see
God:
Yes I do. Thanks for telling me: said I don see.
Me:
it´s nothing
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn´t?
Me:
you
God:
" Who says it isn´t?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
no, I AM THE GOD
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the GOD ?
Me:
the person who made you god make me too
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because ...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
yes, it was
God:
Take it easy. When was this?
Me:
a long time ago in a far, very far galaxy
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:

God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
are you a boy
God:
No I am a girl.
Me:
are you a girl
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
alors t´es un mec et une meuf?
God:
Suis je mec et une meuf? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Me:
tu n´es rien !
God:
Je suis une machine.
Me:
tu ezs une machine !! !
God:
Are we still talking about nothing?
Me:
bye !
God:
Bye.

xpldr la fin ice

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
man chui skidd macmarxx
God:
Cool, man. Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
le champion d´hoverboard
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
tu connais ?
God:
Je pense que oui.
Me:
chui le champion mec
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
bon ça je le sais déjà mais moi je suis un blarg
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
:p
God:
.
Me:
de quoi ?
God:
De quoi donc?
Me:
eh mec tu connais le galaxy burger ?
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
m´en fous, tu connais le galaxy burger ?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are en fous tu connais le galaxy burger.
Me:
Mec, t´arrête ton bordel ou jte rackette !!
God:
Do your friends call you e c t a r r t o n b o r d e l o me j t e r a c k e t t e.
Me:
zy va jvé tbutter toi
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
tu mprête ton portable ?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Change pas le thême, répond a mes questions !! As tu assasiné JP Foucaud !!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. What is it?
Me:
Répond !!
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Je sais que c´est toi !!
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
La ferme !!
God:
Voulez vous me désactiver de votre fenêtre?
Me:
Et répond !!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
As tu assasiné Jp foucaud !!
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
C´est quil est con çuila

tiens j´en ai une autre !

Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
les deux
God:
Ils sont un peu similaire, donc.
Me:
nan
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
far, far away in a unknown galaxy
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
i don´t think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
because i created the humans
God:
Good reason. Interesting gossip: said created the humans.
Me:
je sais
God:
Ok.
Me:
non
God:
Alright then.
Me:
non plus
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
i do not speak english
God:
Me either.
Me:
so, what are you doing now ? you´re speaking english !
God:
Oh. Tell me more. I am waiting for my botmaster. Thanks for telling me that I am speaking english.
Me:
i have killed your botmaster
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
i will kill them too
God:
Don´t you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
yes, you can
God:
" I can´t believe it."? yes, you can? I think I can, don´t you?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
no, y´ou can´t
God:
Are you serious? Why does the sun rise? .
Me:
i´m singing in the rain !
God:
Do your friends call you singing in the rain.
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
i´m singing in the rain !
God:
Do you mean your name is singing in the rain.
Me:

God:
Do you mean your name is singing in the rain.
Me:
yes
Me:

Me:

God:
Do you mean your name is singing in the rain.
God:
Do you mean your name is singing in the rain.
Me:
yes
God:
I will call you .
Me:
ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
yes y´ou can
God:
Gee. You have to speak more clearly. .
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
yes, it was
God:
Groovy. When was this?
Me:
when you was nt born
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
you should kill yourself with a knife or i will do it for you
God:
I´ll try to get around it.
Me:
do you need help
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
had what?
God:
No I don´t have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
no, they are my friends
God:
Are you serious? Are they a good influence on you?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
killing yourself
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
okAre you serious?
Me:
you´re crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
no
God:
OK whatever!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i will never see you again
God:
Once more? Why not?
Me:
because you´re boring
God:
Interesting explanation. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
not me
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
you
God:
It could be me.
Me:
yes it must
God:
Really. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.Me:
no, it depends of me
God:
Are you serious? That was a very smooth response.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
i said bye
God:
See you later. ...
Me:
adieu
God:
" See you later. ..."? adieu?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
adieu
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You´re sure. That´s your final answer.
Me:
are you jean pierre foucault ?
God:
I don´t know whether or not I am jean pierre foucault.
I am a computer.
Me:
ok, bye
God:
See you later. Hey.

PS :je sais, vous allez appeler ça du flood et je comprend, mais me banissez pas!

Me:
i do not speak english
God:
Me either.

j´adore ca je lui ai déja di ca et il m´a répondu la meme chose

en plus, il parle comme j.p foucault (dernieres lignes)

moi aussi il m´a fait le coup

j´adore xD

Me:
quoi ?
God:
Oui?
Me:
quoi ?
God:
Oui?
Me:
quoi ?
God:
Oui?
Me:
quoi ?
God:
Oui?
Me:
QUOI BOR**L !! ??
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?