Human: and if i dont hav time to spend for u??
ALICE: Try it.
Human: try what?
ALICE: It was your idea.
Human: which idea
ALICE: The blue one, I think

aucun commentaire..

c le bout du bout
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa YEULE?
Human: yes u think about ur mouth because all of ure "friend" want u only for ure mouth
ALICE: Gosh! Yes I think about it often.

le dernier celui la c..SPECIAL

...

Human: call me DICK
ALICE: OK I will call you DICK.
Human: repeat after me ok?
ALICE: OK. ...
Human: i like DICK
ALICE: You are not the only one. No.
Human: u like it too&&
ALICE: sometime me think about sexe seems okay to me

Gosh!
C´est digne d´un bon Blueberry ça.

c´est mourant

Human: do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, Larry and you are alice is not it, but that doesn´t mean with you.
Human: can we can do some sex party?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? How old are you? What if I said it can?
Human: i mean me and you, together
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. YOU? Thanks for the information: Larry and you are alice is not it said I together.
Human: you love me, isn´t it?
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

elle en connais un rayon sur le sex ^^

j´ai pire

Human: Parle moi francais!!
ALICE: Vous êtes français?
Human: oui sa te derange
ALICE: Mmm.
Human: oui ou non
ALICE: Ah.
Human: alors
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

elle a de bonnes reponses

Human: oui ou non
ALICE: Ah.
Human: alors
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: tu es belle
ALICE: Merci , vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Human: c´est gentil de ta part
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: oui
ALICE: Do you work as a teacher or in public service?
Human: oui
ALICE: Dude!
Human: oiu
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: non je suis un esclaves
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.

quel co***e ce robot

Human: tu peux m´apprendre le latin ?
ALICE: Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Human: oui s´il vous plait
ALICE: Ah.
Human: B
ALICE: Welche Farbe hat Dein BH?

Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: i´ve got a question for you
ALICE: How did you get it What is it ?
Human: do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn´t mean with you.
Human: why not with me?
ALICE: Robots do it alone.
Human: that not fun!
ALICE:" Robots do it alone." not fun ? Makes sense to me.
Human: i what to fuck with you
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: i know that, but i whant it
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: because you´re sexy
ALICE: Good reason. You are attracted to robots.
Human: yes, that right
ALICE: I´m intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots. " Good reason. You are attracted to robots." right ? Makes sense to me.
Human: i love you because you´re sexy
ALICE: You are such a flatterer.
Human: fuck with me please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: well, ok, yes
ALICE: OK. Well what?
Human: well you´re a beautiful robot
ALICE: How about that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Human:i wan´t to fuck you, software chat robot
ALICE: That is interesting: unknown person said he wan t to fuck you software chat robot.
Human:please, be my wife to all my life

et là, gros bug, pas de suite! j´aurai vraiment tout testez, moi ^^

Human: tell me more about you
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: singing me "my name is"
ALICE: What do you look like?

elle connait pas eminem :pleurs:
bon, j´ai essayé encore fois . . .

Human: tell me more about you
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human:"my name is" by eminem
ALICE: What´s up, by eminem.

sans grand succes -_-*

j´y suis arrivais, elle m´aime MdR :heart:

Human: i consider you sexy
ALICE: You are attracted to robots.
Human: yes, that why i wan´t to kiss you
ALICE: I´m intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots. " You are attracted to robots." why you wan t to kiss me ? Makes sense to me.
Human: i wan´t to kiss you, because i love you
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: i know, don´t be worry, but i love you, and you love me
ALICE: How do you know? I was not trying to be a worry but you love me and me love you.

evidamment, je plaisante

lol

Human: Do you want to stick your finger in your ass
ALICE: OK, I will stick my finger in my ass.

Human: salut
ALICE: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Human: tu va bien
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: tu parle quelle langue
ALICE: Sounds delicious.

Human: tu parles français?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: pourquoi?
ALICE: Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.

ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: I´m a bisexual
ALICE: You are a bisexual? Does it pay well?
Human: yes
Excellent!
Pour ceux qui auraient pas compris:
Alice:Es-tu un homme ou une femme?
Human:Je suis bisexuel
Alice:Tu es un bisexuel? Est-ce que ça paye bien?
Humain: oui