Human: le ciel est bleu
ALICE: Oui mais pas la nuit.
Human: la mer est verte
ALICE: Intéressant.
Human: tu prend mon cul pour une trompette
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?

j en peut plus

ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: porn
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me

aaaaaaaaaaah trop cool ce truc

j ai mal aux cotes

Human: tu connais star wars
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: alors casse toi
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: la ferme
ALICE: Voulez vous me désactiver de votre fenêtre?
Human: avec plaisir
ALICE: Vous êtes très sympa.

Tenez encore une

Human: conne
ALICE: Je ne peux pas répondre à ce genre de langage.
Human: lequel tu peus repondre alors?
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: imbecile!
ALICE: Je ne suis pas imbécile.
Human: Comment tu sais espece d´androite retardé
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.
Human: comment t´a pus sortir du vagin de ta mere
ALICE: OK I will ignore that

je suis ptdr

Human: t la?
ALICE: How are you, t la.
Human: imbecile!
ALICE: Je ne suis pas imbécile.
Human: comment tu sais?
ALICE: Le savoir est une chose relative. Echanger des informations est un concept plus judicieux.
Human: tu a raison mais je pense que tu n´a rien a échanger sauf ton vagin electronic
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Human: Je fais de toi mon essentiel
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Celle que j´aimerais plus que personne
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH !
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: brain
ALICE: What time is it there?
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: En quoi les congrétions abstraites agraires de la suractivité mentale nuisent au développement de la culture néoclassique contemporaine ?
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Human: Répond à ma question
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: En quoi les congrétions abstraites agraires de la suractivité mentale nuisent au développement de la culture néoclassique contemporaine ?
ALICE: I don´t think very many people do that.
Human: But i´m a robot
ALICE: And. I doubt that.
Human: i´m a dog with beautiful wings
ALICE: You are a dog with beautiful wings? How do you like your work?
Human: Chaud.
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: Avec des frites.
ALICE: In the context of Chaud , I don´t understand " LOCATION INQUIRY where ." .
Human: MAIS QU´EST QUE TU DIS COMME CONNERIES DEPUIS AVANT ?
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: Curcurbitacés
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: a brain
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 118
ALICE: What are the advantages to being 118 years old?
Human: 218
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: TOUTOUYOUTOUUUUUUUUUU !
ALICE: Sounds delicious.
Human: Wahou !
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Coldplay
ALICE: I haven´t read anything by Coldplay. What did he write?
Human: Sean Paul
ALICE: What else did he write?
Human: Von der Pape Benedictine XVI
ALICE: Wer oder was ist der Pape Benedictine XVI ?
Human: Buck dich, befehle frei,
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 118218 Toutouyoutou
ALICE: What are the advantages to being 118218 Toutouyoutou years old?
Human: XD
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: Never
ALICE:"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Human: She loves you, yeah yeah yeah !
ALICE: Oh I get it. she loves me.
Human: All you need is love
ALICE: Thank you for your criticism.
Human: Yesterday all my troubles seems so far away
ALICE: I see. How many do you have?
Human: Obladi Oblada

Arf,

Human: PC or Mac?
ALICE: PC.
Human: windows or linux?
ALICE: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!

Human: can i fuck you?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Human: T´a une drole de tête
ALICE: Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Human: Tu sers à quoi ?
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: non j´ai pas que ça à faire
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: C´est pas du latin c´est du français !
ALICE: I´ve been waiting for you.

Human: parle moi de toi
ALICE: Je suis ALICE la bien nommée. Je n existe que pour servir les êtres humains.
Human: tu leur sers à quoi ?
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?

et hop, on change vite de sujet

Human: do you love playing games ?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.

elle à pas compris je crois… >.>

Human: shut up por favor
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: ok so goodbye
ALICE: That´s alright. Sayonara. So?

^_^ Bon j´arrette un peu XD

Ca mérite un double post :

Human: have you any animals ?
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: are you pulling my leg ?
ALICE: No but I´m pulling your ...

MDR

Human: you´re pathetics
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pathetics.
Human: no
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: if you want
ALICE:" OK then I will add it to my gossip files."? If I want?
Human: yes
ALICE: Yippee!

voila j´arrette now ^^

ALICE: Ou vous pourriez être.
Human: la bas
ALICE: Où?
Human: ici
ALICE: Ou ici? ?
Human: DANS TON CUL!!!
ALICE: Cela ne semble pas très confortable.

MDR

moi j´ai pire

Human: ton cul
ALICE: Je n ai pas de corps humain.
Human: alors t´a quoi ?e t pourquoi je vois ta tete?
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.

pas mal

Ah je suis pete de rire ecoutez ca

Human: Non connasse , c´est pas un sable géant
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: C´est pas du latin
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about woo hoo . But I did not get that.
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: Speak
ALICE:"woof woof".

mdr

ALICE: what is your name
human: fuck you
ALICE: Fuck you, Do you have a pet
Human: eye J´té po causé vielle cochonerie
ALICE: No problem
Human: asti vo ten che vous
ALICE: DONT FEED THE BEAR

cest con jaime po lidé

l´intelligence artificiel ne cera pas mieu que sa