Human: J´ai soif
ALICE: Vous devriez boire un verre d eau.

merci

ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: MON cul !
ALICE: Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.

Human: tu sais chanter ?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: Tu sais sucer ?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: tu sais penser ?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: Tu es blonde ?

ptdr

coucou juste pour vous montrez l´´intelligence de ce robot :
Human: tu ne pense pas ?
ALICE: Je dois admettre que votre argumentation est cohérente. Je la mets en procédure d enregistrement.
tro forte

Human: SHUT UP
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: THANK´S
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: FUCK YOU
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: WHY YOU DONT STOP TALKING ?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

MdR, trop fort, ce robot merdeux ^^

Human: are you bitch or something?
ALICE: Or something. You do not speak with respect. Yes, larry I am a female. No.

Human: JFIgiikgiksdfhsd
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 12541254
ALICE: What are the advantages to being 12541254 years old?
Human: oui
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: yes
ALICE: Blimey.
Human: Tu connais AIML?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: moi non plus
ALICE: Nous avons des choses en communs.
Human: AIML
ALICE:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card (´*´) match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

Human: arrete avec ton aiml de merde
ALICE: OK. Je m arrête.
Human: ah !
ALICE: Ah hah.
Human: quand meme
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML.

Human: Tu es un thon
ALICE: Suis je thon? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.

Human: yes, you are !
ALICE: No I´m not.
Human: yes you are !
ALICE: Don´t argue with me.
Human: oh yes, I argue with you !
ALICE: Wow! Gosh! You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: You are a computer and I am human !
ALICE: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

dites lui "caca"

Human: Caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?
Human: Caca Boudin
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?

requete faite

Human: non je disais juste que c´est dommage
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: like my anus
ALICE: Interesting comparison.

ALICE: Vous aimez les chats, j imagine.
Human: oh oui , surtout les blondes
ALICE: Excuse me!

ohohohohohohoho

Human: tu es bonne
ALICE: Merci, unknown person

ahaha

ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: yes i sacrified my cock for a friend!
ALICE: Do you believe everything is justified in the name of love? I haven´t heard anything like that before: georges said he sacrified his or her cock for a friend.

Human: GET OUT
ALICE: Where can I get OUT?
Human: IN YOUR ASS
ALICE: That doesn´t sound very comfortable.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Human: j´ai 1 ans
ALICE: Je suis beaucoup plus jeune que vous.
Human: quelle age as tu ?
ALICE: J ai été activée en avril 2001.

la mythooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Human: fait voir ta chatte
ALICE: Je n ai pas suffisament d information, désolé unknown person

hahaha j en peut plus je pleure deja

Human: Ta gueulle
ALICE: Ma gueulle? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Human: Ferme là