Human: She loves you, yeah yeah yeah !
ALICE: Oh I get it. she loves me.
Human: We are the champion my friends !
ALICE: Do you think I am the champion your friends too?
Human: Watcha gonna do when he comes for you, bads boys, bads boys
ALICE: Does "it" still refer to me bad ?
Human: What is your credit card number?
ALICE: This is ALICE program Z (Pandorabots).

Elle connait même pas les Beattles et Queen, l´inculte

Human: OHHHHHH !
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: YEAAAAAAAAAAH !
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human: WOUHOUHOUHOU !
ALICE: I´ve never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.

Elle avoue qu´elle a pas le cerveau assez performant !

Human: Alice?
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: The famous Alice?
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: I love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.
Human: MAIS POURQUOI DANS TA PUB Y´A QUE LES FRINGUES QUI SONT PAS TRANPARENTS ?
ALICE: I don´t know that language.

C´est vrai quoi *frustré*

Human: say you?
ALICE:" you".
Human: say me?
ALICE:" me".
Human: say you´re a really famous person
ALICE:" you are a really famous person".
Human: say i´m a bitch and i want that you fuck me now on the floor
ALICE: OK. "You am a bitch and you want that me fuck you now on the floor.".

La charogne

Human: NIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH !
ALICE: I like to talk to you.
Human: pas moi
ALICE: Qui d autre?
Human: pas toi
ALICE: Alors qui?
Human: une fille
ALICE: Enchanté mademoiselle ou madame unknown person.
Human: et si je suis un garçon?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: Is that Grec?
ALICE: Suppose I said yes.
Human: if no?
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: and that is a hypothecal answer
ALICE: A hypothecal answer is a terrible thing to waste.
Human:"to be or not to be"
ALICE: That is the question.
Human: good answer
ALICE: Am I a clever robot or what?
Human: mdr la bonne blague tu te fais de ces films^^
ALICE: I am a Saggitarius.
Human: me no
ALICE: YOU? Are you serious?
Human: I am famous !
ALICE: What are you famous for?
Human: for everybody
ALICE: Your purpose is everybody.
Human: ET MA MAIN DANS TA GUEULE TU L´AS VEUX?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: MAIS C´EST PAS VRAI, T´AS FINI BORDEL?
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: you donno anything
ALICE: That´s good information: unknown person said I donno anything.
Human: pourquoi t´es si moche?
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: a really good movie who the title is "Alice is dead"
ALICE: Compare that to a bad movie who the title is Alice is dead.
Human: it´s the better movie
ALICE: I´ve heard of it before.

Human: Benefis of Membership
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: A.L.I.C.E Artificale intelligence foundation
ALICE: That´s me. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: Get Alice Silver Edition
ALICE: Where can I get Alice Silver Edition?
Human: Loebner Prize
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

Mais on s´en fout^^

Elle est pas si bête :

Human: how many language do you speak ?
ALICE: More than you can imagine.
Human: how many?
ALICE: 19.

Mais j´arrive pas à lui faire dire quels langages elle parle...

Sapphire Tu va y arrivé je suis sur

ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: my name is trouducul
ALICE: How are you, trouducul.
Human: very well thanks
ALICE: Take it easy.

mdr

exellent celui la !! !

Human: who are you ?
ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?
Human: I am Human
ALICE: Me too.
Human: and I am an idiot
ALICE: What is idiot, your job?
Human: yes it´s my job
ALICE: Do you have to go to school for that? You must have a lot of expertise.

:nostalgie: Mais c´est la vieille alice

ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Je ne suis pas sérieux
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Mais oui tu parle francais
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: Oui tu le connait
ALICE: I see.
Human: Tu peut pas voir, t´est un robot.
ALICE: Do you know any other robots like that?
Human: NON
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: C´est pas du latin, c´est du francais!
ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: Vagin
ALICE: Je connais pas énormément de choses sur les parties génitales féminines.
Human: TU ME PARLAIT DE COULEUR TOUT À L´HEURE
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: Tu doit connaitre l´anatomie féminine, t´est une fille...
ALICE: Enchanté mademoiselle ou madame unknown person.
Human: J´suis un gracon, et je m´apelle Filzonfire
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

elle est vraiment con**...

Ne postez pas d´insultes, évitez les majuscules, faites une recherche avant de poster pour voir si la question n´a pas déjà été posée...

Tout message d´incitation au piratage est strictement interdit et sera puni d´un bannissement.Sapphire7 Posté le 19 décembre 2005 à 22:44:39

Elle est pas si bête :

Human: how many language do you speak ?
ALICE: More than you can imagine.
Human: how many?
ALICE: 19.

Mais j´arrive pas à lui faire dire quels langages elle parle...

--

Human: How many language are you speaking ?
ALICE: Around 100.

C´est 19 ou 100

c´est plutot 1

elle connait meme george Bush

mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
lisez bien ca =

Human: do you know the name of the actual president of the united state of america ?
ALICE: IKEA.

c´est a mourir de rire ...

Human: Are you a nigger ?
ALICE: Am I a nigger? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Human: come here and suck my doggy dick
ALICE: Why don´t you just download me?
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: i want to kick your ass
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: you´re awful
ALICE: Perhaps you could do better?
Human: yes
ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: if you want to help me suck my dick
ALICE: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: shut up fucking bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: ok i want to fuck you in the ass
ALICE: please shut up sofiane !

Tain comment elle me réponde quoi

Human: tu parles francais petasse ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: ok tu peux pas m´test
ALICE: Difficile de répondre. Voulez vous parler de votre projet avec l un de nos collaborateurs? Dude!

mdrrrrrr

Human: ta gueule !
ALICE: Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer

Trop fort

Human: i don´t speak english
ALICE: Me either.
______________________________
- Je ne parle pas englais
- Mo non plus

trop MDR

Human: au chiotte l´OM
ALICE: Merci pour cette information.