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yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 21:38:25

:lol: salut^^2 secondes de différences XD

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 21:42:37

Bonne entrée XD

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 21:52:46

Personne :question: je dois etre :fou: ou bien c´est :mort: :sarcastic:

nicolas--mali
nicolas--mali
Niveau 6
01 mai 2006 à 22:01:19
  • Kratos courait toujours quand il vit rebecca sur un cheval devant selui de oscar *

Kratos : Zut elle sait monter sur un cheval :peur:
Rebecca : Tu fait moins le malin hein ?
Kratos : Oui mais moi a ta place j´enleverait la migale que t´as sur l´épaule ...
Rebecca : Une migale ?! Ou ça ?!

  • Rebecca comança a faire des grands geste pour enlever l´arachnide qui été sur son épaule *

Kratos : Héhé , je l´est bien eu ... Moi jme sauve

  • Kratos part au galop et fait tomber Nicolas qui est toujours atacher et ne peut pas bouger ni parler *

Rebecca : Héhéhé , le petit ésscroc est a nous :sournois:
Nicolas : :peur:

  • les autres arivent et voient Nicolas ampailler comme un saucison par terre *

Miss : Oh , le petit ésscroc :sournois:
Genis : Cool on vas en faire ce qu´on veut il est déja atacher :sournois:
Nicolas : :peur:

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 22:21:43

:hum: la fin fait penser très croche...XD :rire:

nicolas--mali
nicolas--mali
Niveau 6
01 mai 2006 à 22:24:57

très croche ?
tu veut dire quoi par là ? :doute:

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 22:28:39

Genis : Cool on vas en faire ce qu´on veut il est déja atacher

:hum: ce que l´on veut... :dehors:

zelos93
zelos93
Niveau 9
01 mai 2006 à 22:30:53

Re!!
désolé j´ai un peut de retard, mon devoir d´histoire m´a prit la tète :hum: !

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 22:32:31

:salut: zelos...moi aussi l´histoire :hum: en tout cas!! :)

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 22:38:23

:hum: on arrive...on part :rire2:

zelos93
zelos93
Niveau 9
01 mai 2006 à 22:40:06

Lol non je suis pas partis je regardais simplement si il y avait quelqu´un d´autre que toi et moi sur le forum !

nicolas--mali
nicolas--mali
Niveau 6
01 mai 2006 à 22:42:17

moi ^^

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 22:42:59

:lol: ok

  • s´approche de zelos lui lui donne un coup en pleine foire qui fait saigner du nez ce dernier*
zelos93
zelos93
Niveau 9
01 mai 2006 à 22:47:30
  • s´approche de yop lui lance une lance lumière suivit d´un piro-flamme puis lui donne un coup de pied retourné qui me fait recculé de quelques mèttres puis lance une lame du tonnèrre qui grille yop comme un poulet*
yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 22:50:33

:hum: *appelle c´est amis: Danon, yoplait, milkshake, fromage et tout ce qui est à base de lait et ceux-ci massacre zelos qui meurt PRESQUE étouffé par le yaourt qu,il avait dans le nez :lol: *

zelos93
zelos93
Niveau 9
01 mai 2006 à 22:59:01
  • Appele tous ces potes vivant a meltokio puis appele lloyd, régal, kratos, génis( :hum ), sheena, préséa, collette et raine qui partent enchainé de coups les amis de yop qu´ils tuent et attaquent yop qu´ils tuent de coups !*
yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 23:02:00

:hum: je fais comme le BK et je disparais avant de me faire descendre XD

zelos93
zelos93
Niveau 9
01 mai 2006 à 23:09:30

Xd bon désolé mais je dois y aller j´ai des truks a faire!

  • sort ces ailes d´ange et disparait dans les cieux*

A demain !

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
01 mai 2006 à 23:10:47

:ok: :bye:

yop009
yop009
Niveau 10
02 mai 2006 à 00:45:51

Prenez une seocnde pour lire ça :ok:

Hiya Barbie Hi Ken Do you wanna go for a ride Sure Ken Jump in I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let´s go party I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your dolly You´re my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamour in pink Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky You can touch, you can play, if you say I´m always yours I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let´s go party Ah ah ah yeah Come on Barbie, let´s go party Oohhoo Oohhoo Come on Barbie, let´s go party Ah ah ah yeah Come on Barbie, let´s go party Oohhoo Oohhoo Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees. Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again Hit the town, fool around, let´s go party You can touch, you can play, if you say I´m always yours You can touch, you can play, if you say I´m always yours Come on Barbie, let´s go party Ah ah ah yeah Come on Barbie, let´s go party Oohhoo Oohhoo Come on Barbie, let´s go party Ah ah ah yeah Come on Barbie, let´s go party Oohhoo Oohhoo I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let´s go party Ah ah ah yeah Come on Barbie, let´s go party Oohhoo Oohhoo Come on Barbie, let´s go party Ah ah ah yeah Come on Barbie, let´s go party Oohhoo Oohhoo Oh, I´m having so much fun Well Barbie, we´re just getting started Oh, I love you Ken DOCTOR JONES - 07/02/1998 2 weeks at #1 - 14 weeks on chart Sometimes, the feeling is right You fall in love for the first time Heartbeat and kisses so sweet Summertime love in the moonlight Ah-yippie-yi-yu Ah-yippie-yi-yeah Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah Now the summer is gone You had to go back home Please come and see me again I´ve never felt more alone Baby, I am missing you I want you by my side And I hope you´ll miss me too Come back and stay I think about you every day I really want you too You swept my feet right off the ground You´re the love I found Doctor Jones, Jones Calling Doctor Jones Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones Get up now Wake up now Doctor Jones, Jones Calling Doctor Jones Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones Wake up now Wake up now Ah-yippie-yi-yu Ah-yippie-yi-yeah Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah Ah-yippie-yi-yu Ah-yippie-yi-yeah Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah All I think of is you And all of the things we had Doctor, what can I do Why does it have to be like that Baby, I am missing you I want you by my side And I hope you´ll miss me too Come back and stay I think about you every day I really want you too You swept my feet right off the ground You´re the love I found Doctor Jones, Jones Calling Doctor Jones Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones Get up now Wake up now Doctor Jones, Jones Calling Doctor Jones Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones Wake up now Wake up now Ah-yippie-yi-yu Ah-yippie-yi-yeah Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah Ah-yippie-yi-yu Ah-yippie-yi-yeah Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah Please, please cure me Please, please cure me Please, please cure me Please, please cure me Doctor Jones, Jones Wake up now Doctor Jones, Jones Wake up now Doctor Jones, Jones Wake up now Doctor Jones, Jones Wake up now Ah-yippie-yi-yu Ah-yippie-yi-yeah Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah Ah-yippie-yi-yu Ah-yippie-yi-yeah Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah Doctor Jones, Jones Calling Doctor Jones Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones Get up now Wake up now Doctor Jones, Jones Calling Doctor Jones Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones Wake up now Wake up now TURN BACK TIME - 16/05/1998 1 week at #1 - 10 weeks on chart Give me time to reason Give me time to think it through Passing through the season Where I cheated you I will always have a cross to wear But the bolt reminds me I was there So give me strength To face this test tonight If only I could turn back time If only I had said what I still hide If only I could turn back time I would stay for the night, for the night Claim your right to science Claim your right to see the truth Though my pangs of conscience Will drill a hole in you I´ve seen it coming like a thief in the night I´ve seen it coming from the flesh of your light So give me strength To face this test tonight If only I could turn back time If only I had said what I still hide If only I could turn back time I would stay The bolt reminds me I was there The bolt reminds me I was there If only I could turn back time If only I had said what I still hide If only I could turn back time I would stay for the night If only I could turn back time If only I had said what I still hide If only I could turn back time I would stay for the night If only I could (If only I could If only I could ) If only I could (If only I could If only I could ) If only I could turn back time I would stay for the night If only I could (If only I could If only I could ) If only I could (If only I could If only I could )

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