Bon, à ne pas prendre évidement au sérieux ! c´est juste un délire bien foutu, qui ´ma fait rigolé ^^ il peut même vous parler de mac

http://www.titane.ca/concncordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Bon j´ai juste oublié de précisé que monsieur parle english, mais il comprend un tout petit peu le français aussi !

Il dit quoi de mac?

Me:
what do you think about macintosh?
God:
Some would say it is the best personal computer.

c´est tellement con ^^

Me:
you´re so great God!
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, Ptsm. GOD rules.

oualala il a un peu de mal on dirait:

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
iRobot?
God:
You think iRobot is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yes and you?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
who´s Alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
are you Alice?
God:
I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
are you a woman??
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
I can´t believe it! God is a woman!
God:
pfff... I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a woman.
Me:
Are you not God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
so you are a woman?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I don´t know
God:
Me either.

:P

j´adore XD

God:
It does too. Sure I can read. I know more than unlimited words.
Me:
tell me one word
God:
ONE plus ONE = TWO.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
in fact ONE plus ONE = ONE as far as Jean-Claude Van Damme is considered
God:
Is that a fact. Use a calculator!
Me:
are you a calculator?
God:
I am a language machine, not a number crucher.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

Marrant, quand on lui dit 2012 il nous réponds "la fin du monde", mais quand on dit 2006, la programme bloque… Bizzare.

me:
hummm

god:
what´s your favorite movie?

me:
2001 a space odyssey

god:
i´am inspired by HAL

lol.

En plus il me menace ! lol

Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

hi hi hi ^^

Dans le même genre : http://20q.net/

Q27. Je devine que c´est un ordinateur Macintosh?
Oui , Non , De peu
26. Cela peut-il devenir très chaud? Oui.
25. Peut-on le porter sur soi? Non.
24. Faut-il payer pour s´en servir? Oui.
23. Peut-on jouer dehors avec? Non.
22. Je devine que c´est un ordinateur portable? De peu.
21. Est-ce un outil? Oui.
20. Je devine que c´est une tête humaine? Non.
19. Cela peut-il flotter? Non.
18. Cela peut-il faire un spectacle? Oui.
17. Est-ce une variété de fruit? Non.
16. Est-ce originaire d´Australie? Non.
15. Est-ce mécanique? Oui.
14. Cela vit-il dans une forêt? Non.
13. Cela peut-il changer de taille? Oui.
12. Est-ce en plastique? Oui.
11. Est-ce un combustible? Non.
10. Peut-on le peindre? Oui.
9. Cela brille-t-il? Oui.
8. Peut-on le lire? Oui.
7. Cela peut-il stocker des informations? Oui.
6. Est-ce une sensation ou un sentiment? Non.
5. Peut-on s´en servir pour communiquer? Oui.
4. Peut-on le brûler? Oui.
3. Peut-on l´envoyer par la poste? Oui.
2. Peut-on faire du bruit avec? Oui.
1. Il est classifié comme Autre.

pas tres futé dieu

je corrige, dieu est aparemment completement con :

Me:
my name is allicroco
God:
How are you, allicroco.
Me:
i´m find, and you ?
God:
Why are you find.
Me:
shut up , fuking program, i asked you how you were...just answer
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
ta geule
God:
Ma geule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
ta geule means " your mouth " in french, but in fact, here it´s mean " shut up "
God:
Ma geule means my mouth in french but in fact here it is mean shut up? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
pfff, t´es vraiment trop con
God:
Does "it" still refer to find?
Me:
whai c´est ça, et alors?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
si tu veux
God:
" Is that from ? "? Si je le veux?
Me:
yeaaaah of course débilouss, you all anderstood, congraulation !
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. .
Me:
pfiouu, are you sure that it is´nt you who are rather silly ?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
yeah, i know it, the explication is......... tha you don´t exist.
God:
I don´t judge people. How do you know? pfiouu the explication is? Interesting observation.
Me:
you´re such a stupid program, don´t be furious after me but i think your creator was´nt able to write when he programmed you, also he whas stoned...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
lol, leave me alone litlle binary assemblage, go to cry in youre creator´s arms....
God:
I am glad you find this funny. See you later!
Me:
bye!
God:
Goodbye.

God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
what does "gossip" mean?
God:

Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to
illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the
category with the pattern "I * " and the template:

Thanks for the gossip:
<gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>.

The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this
tidbit as gossip. The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as
determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>.
The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person.
At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called
"gossip.txt".

<gossip> X </gossip> Save X as gossip.

Dieu aurait il un bug???

serait-il schizo aussi:
Me:
be god
God:
OK I will try to be god.
Me:
you´re not already?
God:
Perhaps. Is this a specific reply?
Me:
you don´t know who you are
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Dieu est fier de ses origines:
Me:
where did you grew up?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
oh like my ipod, that´s really strange
God:
Awesome. Interesting comparison

bon dernier message sur dieu, mais en plus il chante:
God:
That´s nice. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
you don´t know what you say
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It´s called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.