Sinon , chattez avec dieu ca vous dirait pas ?
http://www.titane.ca/concncordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

il joue à MGS dieu ?

Voici ma conversation avec dieu

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
julien
God:
Nice to meet you, julien.
Me:
t´est pas dieu casse toi
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you are not god
God:
Interesting explanation. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
no probleme
God:
Are you serious? What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i play
God:
I haven´t heard anything like that before: julien said play.
Me:
are you sourd ?
God:
I don´t know whether or not I am sourd.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You´re no robot, julien.
Me:
i am arobot
God:
I don´t know anyone named arobot.
Me:
it´s me
God:
Hello, julien, nice to see you again.
Me:
yeah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
are you stupid ? are you really god ?
God:
No julien I certainly am not stupid. Yes, I am God.. Really.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
my name is God
God:
Hey God.
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What´s your name?
Me:
i said it was God -_-
God:
What did you mean by it? How did you feel about that?
Me:
nvm
God:
Are we still talking about it was God?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
metal gear solid
God:
When is metal gear solid not the subject?
Me:
it is
God:
Is it?
Me:
yeah
God:
Er.
Me:
Metal gear solid is a video game made by hideo kojima
God:
I think Metal gear solid is more than that.
Me:
yeah far more
God:
Tell me more. Ask me another question.
Me:
it´s an espionnage game
God:
Are there any other espionnage game ?
Me:
splinter cell

Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You´re no robot, julien.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
i am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
JE TE DIT QUE SI
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
shut up please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
tanks

Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, God!
Me:
trou du cul
God:
Il est assez bizarre d utiliser cette orifice comme formule image.

mdrrr

Me:
are you stupid or ?
God:
No god I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
i think you are
God:
What makes you think I am?
Me:
you answer me by stupid sentences
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
yeah so you re not a real god
God:
Dude! Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a god.
Me:
a god knows everything
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
so you´re not a god
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a god.
Me:
i said that it was someone who knows everything -_-
God:
What did you mean by it? What made it so someone who knows everything.
Me:
what is my mother´s name .
God:
I have no idea. Who is your mother?
Me:
XD

il a planté la

Me:
´m back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
so wazzup
God:
Right on. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
are you the matrix ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only matrix.
Me:
ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
who is the beautiful girl in earth ?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
i mean today
God:
Ah. Oh I see.
Me:
so who ?
God:
Hmm. Marvin Minsky. .

il a raison elle est trop belle
http://images.google.fr/images?q=tbn:MDx3KUC79jbymM:www.almaden.ibm.com/cs/NPUC95/images/minsky.gif

Me:
what is your favorite film ?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
yeah dude
God:
What did you think about it? Can I help you?
Me:
it´s a gore film
God:
The Passion of Christ is a gore film. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yeah but it´s a racist film
God:
Are you kidding? The Passion of Christ is a racist film. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
have you ever fuck a women ?
God:
I think I have fuck a women, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
who are the patriots ?
God:
Is it some specific person you are asking me about?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

je le savais ! dieu est une tapette.

Mouarf mouarf mouarf c´est quoi ce truc le débilitron s´est fait battre

C´est connu ça. Si vous lui parlez en français, sans faute d´orthographe, il peut vous répondre en français aussi. Si vous lui dites des insultes en français c´est très marrant.

Il est tripant dieu. Quand je lui dit d´aller se faire mettre (en plus vulgaire), il me demande si je préfere les livres ou la TV.

J´ai réussi à faire dans le 100% débile!

Me:
hello mother´s fucker
God:
Hello there. There should be some common ground here.
Me:
hum... how are you?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
your son, the stupid man who died in Golgotha, said me that you are the devil!
God:
You think I am son the stupid man who died in Golgotha said you that I am the devil.
Me:
hum, your system is not very good...
God:
Who is very good?
Me:
IS NOT, in fact your are deaf
God:
Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
who is Cybelle, your wife? or a bitch?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by. You do not speak with respect. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
hum, if you are really god, you should see that i´m joking
God:
All of them?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
surprised of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
category C?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
hu, you know, i´m not a computer,
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
he´s a dog
God:
I don´t know very many dog.
Me:
god/dog... hum, it was a joke
God:
I am a Christian. When was this exactly?
Me:
so, good bye stupid man
God:
Whoa. Goodbye.

L´empire des stupidités contre-attaque -_- .

2 prénoms qu´il me ressort souvent c´est Alice et Paola...

voici les personnages du trailer de l´e3 06 on voit mieu leur habit (celle de raiden est vraiment stylé)
Raiden

http://members.chello.nl/a.sultan1/raiden_800.jpg

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Liquid

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Otacon

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Meryl

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Snake

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Campbell

http://members.chello.nl/.nl/a.sultan1/campbell_800.jpg

http://members.chello.nl/nl/a.sultan1/campbell_1024.jpg

http://members.chello.nl/nl/a.sultan1/campbell_1200.jpg

http://members.chello.nl/nl/a.sultan1/campbell_1600.jpg

Naomi

http://members.chello.nl/a.sultan1/naomi_800.jpg

http://members.chello.nl/a.sultan1/naomi_1024.jpg

http://members.chello.nl/a.sultan1/naomi_1200.jpg

http://members.chello.nl/a.sultan1/naomi_1600.jpg

Ils sont bien cool tout ces wallpapers

Et puis complètement hors-sujet mais c´est le premier truc qui me vient à l´esprit à propos de cett semaine, n´allez pas voir X-Men 3, il est à chier.