You: Jacky,is that you?
Stranger: nope
You: Aaaaaah
You: where do you live?
Stranger: in Ukraine
You: wow, it's still cold war there! you are going to launch a nuke on america?!
Stranger: =_= there's no war
You: there is,but it's so hidden by the medias!
Stranger: u mistook Ukraine for another country
You: it's USSR !!!
Stranger: why do you think so?
You: with Stalin!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: because we just recieved a nuke on our head earlier!
You: guess!!
Stranger: USA?
You: nope!
Stranger: hmm
You: more in the east
Stranger: somewhere in europe?
You: yeah
Stranger: france?
You: oh shi- you discovered my hidden place!
You: I'm going to auto nuke my self
You: with heavy+sandvich
Stranger: XD
You: SANDVITCH IS GUD
Stranger: sure))
You: incoooooooming!!!! BOOM
Stranger: lol
You: Oh, PEELZ HERE!!!
You: Grabbin peelz
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 749$ and 72 cents
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: O_o
You: you asked how old am I
You: I'm 749$ and 72 cents
Stranger: i didn't mean your cost ><
You: yeah, you meant how old am I,so I give you my age
You: which is
You: 749$ and 72 cents
You: *FRICKIN UNBELIEVABLE*
Stranger: >_< can you convert it to years?
You: mmmm
You: 1 month of salary if you're working in some chain industry
You: otherwise, no :D
Stranger: 
Stranger: is it so hard to tell me adequately?
You: adequately, x+y=343
You: so if x=7
You: x²=49
You: x7=343
You: x7=2401
You: PENITENT TANGENT
You: OH SHI
You: Halo is activating,RUN AWAAAAAAAAY
Stranger: =_=
You have disconnected.