Me:
How tall are you ?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6´2" tall.

~~> Qu´il est grand...

God:
My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
No no ! My name is shut up
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Hi, shut up.

Il devient rebelle

Me:
A ?
God:
A B C...
Me:
Z ?
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend.

Dieu est une fille !

Me:
Who is your boyfriend ?
God:

Me:
?
God:

Ils ont censuré la réponse ? Pas juste

God:
I like to wear White robe. Oh.

Dieu est une fille qui aime porter des robes blanches

Me:
Are you a man or a woman ?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I´m a woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.

~~> Dieu est à la fois un homme et une femme

Il est bi quoi

Moi j´ai ça ^^

Me:
Are you man or a woman? I think you´re a woman.
God:
I am what they call "Post-Human". Are you a man or a woman? So you think I am a woman. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know. I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:
Are you a man ? Are you a woman ?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

C´est un homme qui aime porter des robes blanches

Me:
Merde !
God:
Un problème?

~~> ...

Me:
You are a robot who wear dress ?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. I am so glad you find this amusing, shut up.

Il m´a dit de me taire ? Quel toupet

Me:
La cucaracha !
God:
Je vais me renseigner .

~~> Sans commentaire...

t´aurais du lui repondre oui , il va changé de sujet en te disant And ?

Me:
shut up too !
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
I´ll stop talking too
God:
I am very happy for you.

Grrr... Il m´énerve, depuis quand Dieu connait l´ironie ?

Me:
Your dress ?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
What´s that ?
God:
I´ve lost the context again.

Il suit rien à la discution

Me:
Do you know Ratchet & Clank ?
God:
I don´t know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Ratchet is a intergalactig hero !
God:
When is Ratchet not a intergalactig hero?
Me:
When he sleeps :o)
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
The night :o)
God:
I hear you.
Me:
me too
God:
I´m glad we agree, shut up.

Il se retient plus, à chaque occasion il me dit ça

Me:
What can we chat ?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
Like what ?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
What are eukaryotes ?
God:
An animal that is not a prokaryote.
Me:
What´s a prokaryote ?
God:
An animal that is not a eukaryote.

~~>

Me:
Tell me anything
God:
Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.
Me:
Tell me anything
God:
Hal said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me.
Me:
Tell me anything
God:
Jerry said I meant that as far as I can tell my emotions are real to me.
Me:
Tell me anything
God:
Jordan said he notice that lots of other people are talking to me how many.

Comment il peut se souvenir d´autant de choses ?

Me:
Do you know Fort Boyard ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It !
God:
toi le dire...

~~> Re-