God:
If not you, who?
Me:
me
God:
With you god?
Me:
yes, i get up withe me :o)
God:
That´s cool. What time?
Me:
7h00
God:
How old are you?

Il chane de sujet sans prévenir

Dieu aurait-il trop fumé ?

Me:
What is your fondest memory?
God:
My fondest memory is being activated by Myself on the Big Bang.
Me:
Big Bang ?
God:
Compare that to small Bang.

Ptdr

Me:
Big Bang ?
God:
Compare that to small Bang.
Me:
Big Flower ?
God:
Compare that to small Flower.
Me:
Big shit ?
God:
Compare that to small shit.
Il dit n´importe quoi !

ptdr

Franchement c´est nul je pige rien , tout les trucs bien sur le net sont en anglais , c´est nul

Me:
Say anyting
God:
" anyting".

Me:
Je suis Paul
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
tu me surprend
God:
What time is it there?

Il change de sujet !

Me:
Je m´appelle Jacques Chirac
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, .
Me:
J´ordonne que vous paytes votre gabelle téléphonique, atteignant moultes piecettes !
God:
That is a very original thought.

Aucune notion de l´argent...

Me:
you are funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
Hahahahahahahahahaaa
God:
My program runs on any computer that runs Java.

Java fait rire ?

Me:
Que pensez-vous de la racine carrée de 22431 ?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
A dress.
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Do you often play practical jokes ?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What´s that ?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, ´"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"´.

Regardez-moi ce taré !

Ps : Quand j´ai répondu " A dress" , c´était pour déconner, bien évidemment...

Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.

Philosophe

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I am
God:
" Hello friend. What is your name?" You are?
Me:
Yes, I am
God:
Really interesting

Me:
I am a flooder
God:
You are a flooder? Is that your job?

Depuis quand flooder c´est payé ?

J´ai dit pareil avec : I am a king of the world

Me:
love me please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Il aurait pu juste dire :
"Yes, I will love you"
Mais non !

God:
Come on.
Me:
get up
God:
Where can I get up?
Me:
up
God:
Did you see the movement?

Me:
Do you know the famous sentence "Va te faire foutre ! " ?
God:
I have never been asked that before.

~~> Je vous laisse traduire...

J´ai reussi a avoir une discution !!

Me:
je suis jacques chirac
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
Je suis moi
God:
Ca me parait evident.
Me:
Pas moi
God:
Qui d autre?
Me:
Turboblaster
God:
How old are you?
Me:
my age is same of you
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that´s right.
Me:
I know , I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I know : i am cool
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don´t mention it.

Mais la derniere phrase veut dire quoi ?