Me:
1+1= ?
God:
One what?
Me:
One flower :o)
God:
I see where you are coming from.
Me:
1+1= ?
God:
One what?

Il le fait exprès, je suis sûr

Me:
2+1= ?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".

~~>

Me:
Do you want to marry with Ratchet
God:
OK, I will marry with Ratchet.
Me:
Do you want to marry with Clank
God:
OK, I will marry with Clank.
Me:
Do you want to marry with Truc du c*l
God:
OK, I will marry with Truc ich c l.
Me:
Do you want to marry with you
God:
OK, I will marry with me.
Me:
I what to kill you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Cogi and you what is your name.
Me:
But my name is Ratchet
God:
How are you, Ratchet.
Me:
not very well
God:
Really you don´t think so?
Me:
I what to kill you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Ratchet.
Me:
No, i´m you´re boss; Ratchet the gladiator
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is I am boss. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes, sur
God:
That´s interesting. Etonnant.
Me:
Etonnant ?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
What in English ; Etonnant ?
God:
I would do a search for it. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Do you speak german ?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Du kennst Lost: les disparus ?
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Tchuss

Il parle a moitié toutes les langues!

Me:
999+542= ?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

~~> Il ne peut pas répondre...Maintenant, on le sait, Dieu a un point faible : Les maths

Pasionnant

Me:
You like a "pornographie" ?
God:
I don´t know if I like it. I like .

Dieu est un obsédé

Je sais pourquoi il ne sait pas calculer:

Me:
9+1=?
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
Yes
God:
I´m not too good in arithmetic.

Mieux :

Me:
4654446+5645644= ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
No !
God:
Why not?
Me:
I´m not PD !
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not PD.

~~> J´ai pas compris la dernière phrase

Me:
How many doing 1 plus 1 ?
God:
Around 100.

Ptdr

Turbo regarde plus haut!! bon j v

Me:
tu parles francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.

Argh ! Il parle francais ! On se fait chier a parler anglais !! !

Cogi => Il est nul en Maths, mais à ce point là ça devient grave

Me:
Je suis PD
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.

Euh... je sais pas quoi dire là-dessus

Me:
say je ne suis pas le vrai dieu
God:
" je ne suis pas le vrai dieu".

Oh le mythoman !! C´est meme pas dieu

Vous savez ce qu´il me dit ?
Me:
Do you know Final Fantasy ?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
On PlayStation ?
God:
What is it like on PlayStation.
Me:
Ok. Where are you ?
God:
Groovy. I am in Myself´s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
WHERE !!
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
WHERE ARE YOU ?!
God:
I am in Myself´s computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in France.
Me:
It is my life, it is not your life.
God:
Congratulations, Peticon.

Link Traduction...

Sinon personne s´y interresse que dieu sois pas dieu

God:
Am I a PD? Of course I am.

Mais oui bien sûr, c´est évident

Me:
Bibu ?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Babeuuuu !
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
BABEBIBOBU !
God:
Are we still talking about Babeuuuu?
Me:
Yes, let´s speak about Babeuuuu !
God:
Sure, Babeuuuu sounds like a good topic. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
What do you know about Babeuuuu ?
God:
That´s a good question.
Me:
Can you answer ?
God:
Of course I can answer. But it may take some time.
Me:
NOW !
God:
Right now, Barbarus le grand ?
Me:
YES !
God:
That´s cool.
Me:
ENFLURE !
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Babeuuuu.
Me:
What´s Babeuuuu ?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Who ?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. .
Me:
Gné ?
God:
Is that from Nawouak?
Me:
Yes ! From Nawouak !
God:
Take it easy. Who or what is Nawouak?
Me:
Nawouak is ton c*l au fond à droite...
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
T´es c*n.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Ok ! Good bye !
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything. See you later. What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
I said Good bye !
God:
See you later. What did you mean by it? Alright then.

~~> Il a gardé en mémoire certaines choses...

Pige rien moi , c´est plu marrant si t´est pas bilingue

Je sais ! Je vais parler latin avec lui

100 Mess !