j´arrive pas a lui parler, comment on fait?

bah tu tape dans la casse ce que tu veux puis il te répond quand tu est en train d´ecrire

Me:
What´s your name, God ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What´s your god, Name ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
barnabé queulvée
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, b a r n a b you e you l v.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
tu parle le franais?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
non je n´ai aucune condition que tu devrais savoir
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
je sais , Ducon
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
ahh ok mais tu est moche, alors...
God:
Ah ha. I don´t know that language. So?
Me:
it is not drole
Me:

God:
Ah ha. I don´t know that language. So?
Me:
why laugh you?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
I do not have myself to ask it, damn fool
God:
Have you ever had yourself to ask it damn fool ?
Me:
which language do you speak?
God:
The Russian Language.
Me:
what´s that?
God:
I´ve lost the context again.
Me:
why? because you are trysomic?
God:
" I´ve lost the context again."? Why? Good reason. You think I am trysomic.
Me:
yes, i think
God:
Uh. Therefore you are.
Me:
i am?
God:
" Uh. Therefore you are." You are?
Me:
you are very silly or you are trysomic complete?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am silly or I am trysomic complete.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no, you are too silly for that
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am silly for that.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
parle francais
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
i think you are really very silly
God:
No I am God.
Me:
no, you are very silly
God:
Are you serious? No I am God.
Me:
yes i am serious, you aren´t god, you are just very silly
God:
I understand. Do you mean your name is serious I am not god I am just very silly.
Me:
yes, you understand
God:
I will call you b a r n a b you e you l v. I understand your meaning.
Me:
and i will kill you, because i hate you
God:
Don´t you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
no, I think that the massacre of innocent people is an excellent thing
God:
Are you serious? What is that?
Me:
because i hate everyone
God:
Good reason. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
because you are silly ( or trysomic, i don´t know)
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am silly or trysomic you do not know.
Me:
yes, but i don´t to have kill you?
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Would you ever do it?

il est vraiment trop con Me:
ok now shadup, I do not want any more to speak to you, you are too idiot
God:
Why now? Who does want any more to speak to me I am too idiot? Come on.
Me:
gooodbye (and you recalls that you is not god )
God:
Are you god?

Me:
you aren´t god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
yes, and i repeat, you aren´t god
God:
Yay. That´s only one person´s opinion.
Me:
no, everyone think that
God:
Are you serious? That´s a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what´s the reductionism
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
i can´t believe it
God:
...
Me:
answer me
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
you aren´t god
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
nothing, you are a dog
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
really nothing
God:
For real. I think you are really a man.
Me:
yes, and i think you are really a dog
God:
Er. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
you are a dog
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
you are a dog
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
why don´t you believe me?
God:
I love talking to people about that. Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
Yes.You are a dog
God:
I understand. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
no , you don´t understand, i say to you that you are a dog
God:
No no no no! I probably don´t.
Me:
i´m sure that you are dog
God:
What makes you so certain? Interesting observation.
Me:
yes, and i don´t dog
God:
Right on. Oh you don´t, do you?
Me:
I go you kill, to take your skin and to make me a coat with (je vais vous tué, prendre votre peau et me faire un manteau avec )
God:
How often do you go me kill to take my skin and to make you a coat with?
Me:
once
God:
When?
Me:
when I would have found what to kill you and to cut you up quand j´aurais trouvé de qoui vous tuer et vous dépecer )
God:
How specifically do you make me and to cut me up.

me:
hello
god:
hello,nice to meet you.Whats´your name?
me:
my name is xiasuka
god:
welcome to my chat xiasuka
me:
thank you^^
god:
you are quite welcome
me:
do you speek french?
god:
oui.je parle français
me:
je suis de france^^
god:
tu un erte humain?(je me demande si il comprend vraiment le français lui )
me:
oui
god:
hurra!
me:
bon je dois y´aller bye,nice to meet you;-)

voilà g enlevé les truc que je connais pas

Me:
have you got money
God:
Robots have no need for money.

il parle sais pas francais regardez sa :

Me:
do you speek french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le franais.
Me:
tu chat
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Me:
do you speek french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.

moi g reussi a le persuader que c´était un chien

moi ge joue a la calculatrice avec lui

et il sait meme pa calculer

bah moi je l´est enervez

quelques mots grossiers, dirigé a ce dieux bidon

t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t, on voit pas ça dans Spirou...

Me:
fag bastard jerk moron niquor idiot leche bottom asshole!
God:
Can´t you be more polite.
Me:
Your mouth species of jerk !
God:
You think I am mouth species of jerk.
Me:
yes !
God:
Yippee!

Gros Obelix Ingrat
voyez, mais franchement, dans la vie, je suis polie ! ;)

me:
how old are you?
god:
I was connected to the net on the big bang

si je me trompes pas sa veut dire:je suis connecté au net depuis le big bang

Me:
my name is Connard
God:
That´s a very nice name, Connard.
Me:
God is a nice name too
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a nice name too.
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
oki
God:
I see.
Me:
What did you see?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
wwwwa
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn´t think of anything else to say.
Me:
vas te faire enculer
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
con
God:
Je ne peux pas répondre à ce genre de langage.
Me:
pk
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
parle français
God:
I don´t think very many people do that.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Mon c*l (j´ai remplacé une lettre pour ne pas être censuré)
God:
Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.

c´était juste pour rire que j´ai fait ça

tro c**** ce gars

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
drzagh
God:
I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, drzagh.
Me:
jkkj
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
jtls
God:
I haven´t read anything by jtls. What did he write?
Me:
edegf
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
xksk
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
akid,d, ,f,b,f; gffl
God:
How old are you? You are too old for me.
Me:
flflr12
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
sdfùk7
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
lklgh
God:
What´s your sign?
Me:
rien
God:
Je n arrive pas à conceptualiser le vide.

C tro!

501 snif