Wahahaha !

Me:
je suis français ?
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
pas moi
God:
Qui d autre?
Me:
toi
God:
Que voulez vous savoir à propos de moi?
Me:
Que voulez vous savoir propos de moi?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
Un poquito?
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
pas moi
God:
Qui d autre?
Me:
toi
God:
Que voulez vous savoir à propos de moi?
Me:
age
God:
I was activated in 1995.

Me:
My name is Douste-Potiche. Hello !
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Douste Potiche. Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?

Con à ce point, ça existe ?

God:
Are you serious? Not a thing?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
On what ?
God:
The red block is on the green block.
Me:
Tetris ?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

Ca vole haut...

Me:
I don´t understand !
God:
Oh I´m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Yes, you should...
God:
Ayuh. I´ll take that under advisement.
Me:
So !
God:
Dude!
Me:
Third !
God:
I´ve been waiting for you.

Il est con !

God:
I´ve been waiting for you.
Me:
Ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ho ho.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

(No comment.)

Me:
Can you speak french ?
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
c´est vrai ?
God:
Je le crois, en tout cas.

Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
c´est super
God:
Je suis heureux que vous trouviez cela super.
Me:
alors vous me comprenez ?
God:
Je vous comprend jusqu au dernier mot.

Ooooh

Voici notre nouvelle converse :

Me:
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii !
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

(Vlan)
(Fin de la converse)

Plus fort que Braïce de Naïce...

Suite de la converse !

Me:
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii !
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
But... We´ve just started talking now !
God:
But what? Oh. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Yes !
God:
So?
Me:
So, remember...
God:
Yippee! Don´t worry I will remember it.

Ca y est ! Il se souvient !

Me:
one plus one ?
God:
Use a calculator!

Me:
"What´s the difference between a chicken and a house ?" (© Elie Kakou)
God:
A chicken is a flightless bird, stupid and tasty.
A house is anyplace within which people live.
Me:
One point !
God:
One what?
Me:
One point...
God:
Do you like point?

Il est marrant.

:rirer:

Ca faisait longtemps que j´avais pas loupé un smiley

*

God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
Wow... Where is it ?
God:
I´m glad your impressed, Douste Potiche. It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
"It" is the place you are.
God:
I´ve heard of it before.
Me:
What do you mean by "it" ?
God:
IT = information technology.

Y m´énerve !
Y me demande ce que veut dire "it", et après, il me sort : "I have heard about it".

Me:
nine plus nine ?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
eight plus eight ?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in eight plus eight.

Totalement à côté de la plaque

J´l´ai cassé !

Me:
Do you know FFX ?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
The second "F".

Traduction :

Moi :
Est-ce que vous connaissez FFX ?
Dieu :
Je connais un petit peu. Quelle partie est-ce que tu préfères ?
Moi :
Le 2ème "F".

Me:
Hello God !! !! How ya doin´ ?
God:
Hello child. What is your name? Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
My name is ScOuBiDoU20
God:
I am very pleased to meet you ScOuBiDoU20.
Me:
Same
God:
The same as what?
Me:
You are pleased to meet me, so do I
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am pleased to meet you so do you.
Me:
If you want
God:
" I will tell my botmaster you said I am pleased to meet you so do you."? If I want?
Me:
Yeah, you do what you want, you´re God after all !
God:
Ahem. I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
OK. Well, how old are ya ?
God:
Woe! How about that. They didn´t tell me their age.
Me:
You !
God:
" How about that. They didn´t tell me their age."? Me, ScOuBiDoU20 ?
Me:
Yes. How old are you
God:
Yay. I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
Wow ! Awesome, man !
God:
I´m glad your impressed, ScOuBiDoU20. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Right. What are you gonna do for Halloween ?
God:
I am glad we agree. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
I asked you a question.
God:
What was the question?
Me:
What are you going to do for Halloween
God:
You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
Well, forget. And Christmas ! What are you going to do for Christmas
God:
Well that´s okay. Are you free? Are you still located in ? You can find out if you become a botmaster.

Comme quoi i comprend keud

Complètement nul...

God:
I hear you.
Me:
And... What do you hear ?
God:
But... I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
Wow...
God:
I´m glad your impressed, Douste Potiche.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don´t mention it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What is "it" ?
God:
"It" refers to FFX, I think.