you´ve got a girlfriend
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
say
God:
Say what?
Me:
have you got a girl friend
God:
I prefer not say.

Me:
Are you a man or a woman ?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yes :o)
God:
Er. Oh.
Me:
Er ?
God:
Um.
Me:
Um ?
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Rien compris
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Non je ne suis pas gratuit
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. Besides you Turbo?
Me:
Yes :o)
God:
Hurrah! Oh.

Me:
moi non plus
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.

Me:
yourself
God:
Myself?
Me:
yes
God:
That´s interesting.

lol

Me:
you know who I am
God:
You are arthur, seeker.

Me:
hier. aujourd´hui. demain. moi non plus. moi aussi. jaune. rouge. bleu. vert. rose.
God:
C´est récent. Cette rotation terrestre semble presque être terminée. Demain est un autre jour. Nous avons des choses en communs. Nous avons des choses en commun. La couleur du soleil. Je connais cette couleur. Vert. We have never talked about it before. Une couleur d habitude féminine.

Me:
multicolore
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:
I prefer multicolore
God:
You are not the only one. I´ve heard other people say they like that. I like Random natural disasters..

je lui ai bien ferme la trappe a cet imbecile!

voila le bout de conversation:

Me : de toute facon, ce serait completement stupide de la part du dieu tout puissant de ne pas etre capable de parler francais !

God: yes good reason! (oui bonne raison)

Me : I did not said any reason (je n´ai emis aucune raison)

God : Oh, Well why did you not? (oh, pourquoi?)

Me : because I now know that you are not god (parce que je sais maintenant que vous n´etes pas dieu)

Et puis il a rien dit de pertinent apres!

Oula...
Un peu félé Dieu

C´est vraiment excellent je sais pas où Ratchet Le Boss a trouvé ça mais c´est excellent

c trop marrant

Me:
So. You´re God.
God:
Really. Yup. That´s me alright.
Me:
I don´t think so. I don´t believe you´re really God.
God:
Why do you disagree? Why not?
Me:
Because it wasn´t God that invent computers, so he can´t use them.
God:
Good reason. It seemed like God that invent computers so he can not use them.
Me:
Yes. I am a skeptic
God:
Come on. You are a skeptic? How do you like your work?
Me:
My work ? I am 16, 2 out of 20 of global notation
God:
Do robots have work? What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Robots have works all right. My friend Clank has one : he works at MegaCorp
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster. How well do you know this person?
Me:
I know him... He is almost my best friend, you know.
God:
What do you think of him? I see. almost your best friend me know is he?
Me:
I think he is a little bit too serious. He is like Jackie Chan in Rush Hour

Yes is BIG félé

slt tlm

Woo, heureusement que je suis bonne en anglais sinon j´aurais rien compris à ce qu´il disait