Me:
Say I´m a monkey ...
God:
OK. "You are a monkey.".

Vous savez quoi ?
Dieu est international !

Me:
Do you speak French ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le franais.

Me:
Do you speak Spanish ?
God:
Un poquito.

Me:
Do you speak German ?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.

Me:
Do you speak Italian ?
God:
Yo no parlo l´Italiano.

Me:
Do you speak Chinese ?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma

Et pour finir...

Me:
Do you speak Suomi ?
God:
I speak only English right now , but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Suomi.

Il est trop.
A votre avis, il a pris laquelle en LV9 ?

Me:
Have you been married ?
God:
I have been all over the world on the Internet.

Il a épousé Internet :

God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
je ne sais pas
God:
Qu est ce que vous ne savez pas?
Me:
De quoi voulez-vous parler ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Non je ne suis pas gratuit
God:
I do not speak Latin.

God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Like that.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Isn´t it ?
God:
I really couldn´t say for sure.
Me:
So you´re NOT God !
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
So it´s the truth.
God:
Excuse me! Why of course. I never lie.
Me:
Yes ! You lie !
God:
Er. My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
And... Is it good ?
God:
But... What is so good about it?
Me:
The soap.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
It´s disgusting.
God:
You´re kidding. it is?
Me:
YEEEEEEEEEES !
God:
What color are your eyes?

Comment il passe d´une converse à l´autre...

Moi je lui parles français et il comprend

God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Faux
God:
Qu´auriez vous dit?
Me:
Tu sais parler Latin
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
Vraiment ?
God:
Pour de vrai.
Me:
Tu as des preuves ?
God:
Comment aurais je pu avoir des preuves?
Me:
Tu ments

Me:
What color are your eyes ?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
What color are your hair ?
God:
Does hair have color?
Me:
Yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
My hair is black
God:
Your hair is black?
Me:
yes, and you ?
God:
Aha.

tout le peuple

Me:
Have you got hair ?
God:
No but I have wires.
Me:
What are wires ?
God:
I would do a search for it.

Il dit qu´il a des "wires" mais il sait pas ce que c´est

blarg

salut turbo

Me:
bleu
God:
Vert.
Me:
jaune
God:
La couleur du soleil.
Me:
rouge
God:
Je connais cette couleur.
Me:
rose
God:
Une couleur d habitude féminine.

God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
What is it ?
God:
"It" refers to Idon t want to ask me p, I think.
Me:
What´s the personal question you ask me ?
God:
I don´t know anything about it.
Me:
Faux
God:
Qu´auriez vous dit?
Me:
Tu veux me poser une question
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Me:
je sais pas !
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:

God:
Je ne pense pas que je sois fou.

Me:
I´m not a man, I´m a monster
God:
Me too. I am a she. You are a monster? Is that your job?

Il est trop fort !

moi je comprend rien

Me:
have you got friends
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
and it´s goog
God:
Are you sure it is?

God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Rien pige.

Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .

God:
Your polite style is very nice. is my girlfriend.

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