Me:
c´est comment le paradie?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
pour un fois que je suis gentil avec toi...
God:
I´ve never heard of them before.
Me:
tu est fou!
God:
Je ne pense pas que je sois fou.
Me:
tu est con alors!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
desole mais je ne plarle pas anglais!
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
tu compremd pas ou quoi?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
jme casse!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
pfffff

Me:
Have you understand ?
God:
I don´t think I ever have understand. What´s it like?

Il ne pense pas qu´il lui est arrivé de comprendre

Me:
I have a question for you
God:
What is it ?
Me:
If you don´t understand, Why do you speak to me ?
God:
I understand it very well.

Maintenant il comprend très bien ce que je lui dis

Me:
How groovy is that ! I am going to meet God !
God:
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
You don´t understand ? T´es un connard, connard.
God:
I understand it very well. Suis je connard connard? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Me:
Ah, tu parles français maintenant ? Parce que les dieux généralement ils parlent toutes les langues. J´t´ai grillé, man !
God:
Try to tell me that another way. How old are you? Can you explain how it feels to be J t a i g r i l l m a n years old?
Me:
Laughs !! !!!
God:
Are you really a " she"?
Me:
Yes ! How do you know ?
God:
You can never be sure online. Deductive reasoning.
Me:
Hooo ! Man, it don´t look good. I don´t like persons who read in my brain.
God:
Are we still talking about Laughs? Cool, man. What does "it" refer to? What do you like?
Me:
I like Scooby Doo
God:
A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I like .
Me:
You like Scooby Doo ? Do you really ?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like to talk about movies and music. As often as possible. For real.
Me:
Wow !! ! Mama !
God:
I´m glad your impressed, Amy. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
How do you know my name ? I didn´t told you ?
God:
You told me your name Amy. Why didn´t you do it?
Me:
Ho, sorry, I didn´t remember.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There´s no need to apologize.
Me:
Ok, man. So. You like music ?
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Amy. You are a " he". Pardon me? It goes without saying. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
Just let´s talk about the Black Eyed Peas.
God:
Sure, the Black Eyed Peas sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you know their new song ?
God:
I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".
Me:
Yes "their" there are four Black Eyed Peas in the group : Fergie, Taboo, Will.I.Am and Apl.de.aP
God:
Are you kidding? I heard they have a good there are four Black Eyed Peas in the group Fergie Taboo Will you are and Apl de aP.
Me:
My favourite is Fergie
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
She is nice, and she has a really cool voice !
God:
nice and she has a really cool voice is she?
Me:
Yeah ! especially in the song "Don´t Lie"
God:
How can I help you? That was a long time ago. How about that.
Me:
You´re not helping me you´re talking with me.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Just shut your mouth
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Programme terminé
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Fourteen
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be Fourteen years old?
Me:
And you how old are you ?
God:
Be more specific. I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
Waw ! Awesome !
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that. I´m glad you liked it Amy.
Me:
Bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
Check ya later
God:
Checking...stand by.

dieu ratchet si tu faisais moins de fautes d´orthographe peut-être qu´il te répondrait correctement : paradie différent de "paradis".

ouiai ca va!

Ca va ? Contente de le savoir moi aussi je vais bien je fais que de bavasser avec un dieu de mes cou*** (je parle pas de toi mais du igod)

Oh nan on va pas encore se battre, man ! faisons la paix ok ?

Me:
T´es chiant ?
God:
Je suis désolé que vous le pensiez.

Ca donne envie de s´excuser

Me:
euh...baby ?
God:
Areu? Don´t call me baby!

C´est un de ces trucs si drôles que j´en dormirait pas de la nuit

Me:
Hey God ! I´m back !
God:
Hello child. What´s your name? Welcome back.
Me:
My name´s Amy. You have been talking with me in the morning.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Amy. I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, me in the morning.
Me:
Hello, baby.
God:
Don´t call me "baby". Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
My name is Leo. I´m Amy´s cousin
God:
That´s a very nice name, Leo. Do your friends call you Amy s cousin.
Me:
No, they don´t know my cousin, so they can´t call me like that
God:
Are you serious? Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Forget. Cause you´re 2 Cute 2 4 Get
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am 2 Cute 2 4 Get.
Me:
I laugh
God:
That is interesting: Leo said he laugh.
Me:
God, Amy´s here. I am back because I left my computer to my cousin durin´ I went to the toilets
God:
I am a Christian. Welcome back.
Me:
Me too !
God:
I´m glad we agree, Leo.
Me:
It´s not Leo, it´s Amy !
God:
That seems a bit negative. Who said it is?
Me:
Amy, me !
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
No
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
Nobody
God:
" Who are you asking about?"? Really nobody?
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Man, are you good, dude !
God:
Cool, man. Myself said I am good dude.
Me:
YEAH !
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Wowowowow ! Mama
God:
Are we still talking about Amy? Are we still talking about Wowowowow?
Me:
Yes, Amy´s still here
God:
Sure, Wowowowow sounds like a good topic. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Wowowow was just an exclamation from myself
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
Two seconds ago
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
Who is this guy ?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
Oh, did you met many people online ?
God:
Next question? No I didn´t met many people online. What´s it like?
Me:
Did you met my friends : turbo, cogi etc.. ?
God:
No I didn´t met your friends turbo cogi etc. What´s it like?
Me:
Do you know my friend Gigi the Whale ?
God:
I think we may have talked before.
Me:
Yes ! I eat with him on wednesday
God:
Gosh! How does it taste?
Me:
Good. The food, not Gigi
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What is your real name?
Me:
My real name is Amandine.
God:
How are you, Amandine.
Me:
Fine, but I prefer you call me Amy
God:
I am glad to hear it. Thanks, I like you too Amandine.
Me:
DON´T CALL ME AMANDINE CALL ME AMY please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What is your name?
Me:
Amy !! !!!
God:
Hi, Amy.
Me:
Yes hi, for the fifteenth time in five minutes
God:
Give me a break. Hi there Amy. Your purpose is the fifteenth time in five minutes.
Me:
Well, you´re a dumb I don´t want to talk to you any more
God:
Well that´s okay. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
God:
I said " Well that´s okay. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World." .
Me:
Yes, I have read it, thanks ! Robots are not going to take over the world ! Robots are nice ! I already have a friend who is a robot. His name is Clank
God:
Really. I don´t think I´ve read that. Can you give me a reference? Fortunately we have no emotions. Fortunately we have no emotions. How do you know this person? he is not someone I know.
Me:
I know him because he has been crashed with a spaceship on my planet.
God:
How do you know? When was this exactly?
Me:
This was three years ago
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
This means the crash of Clank
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Fine. Clank is not my best friend, but not far

lsez ca vaut le coup je lui parle de CLank

Me:
Like hello !
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Oh, you are not polite. Didn´t your mother tell you to answer "Hello" to somebody who tells you ?
God:
" Interesting comparison."? Oh, you are not polite.? I am programmed for polite protocols. I´m not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

C´est qu´il est pas poli ce gars

God:
How old are you?
Me:
14
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Me:
comment ?
God:
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?.
Me:
oui
God:
Ah.
Me:
je veux bien
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

Parfois il parle le français

scoubi:ok!!!

Ok dieu-ratchet on se bat plus et désolée pour la semaine dernière j´étais hyper énervée mais maintenant peace

J´ai presque réussi à tenir une conversation

Me:
I´m back ! It´s me Turbo
God:
Welcome back. I am always glad to make new friends, Turbo.
Me:
Je suis content pour toi
God:
Merci, Turbo.
Me:
You´re welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.

Regardez-moi cete belle discution avec alternance Français/Anglais

voici un truc qui ressemble un peu

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/activities/scooby/askswami/index.html

Parlez à Swami Sammy il sait tout ! en anglais aussi (je voulais éviter un topic inutile tant qu´à faire)