Me:
bon tu menerve avec ta merde,ok?
God:
OK. Please speak English.
Me:
tes con toi!
God:
Mes con toi? Pouvez vous expliquer?
Me:
tu sais pas lire?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
pfff!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
estrdterfggsgfdsgsgfdsgfdsgfd
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
fdsgfdgfdsgfdgfdgfsdgfsdgf
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
gfdsgfdsgfdsgfdgdfs
God:
Are we still talking about fdsgfdgfdsgfdgfdgfsdgfsdgf?
Me:
123 jme casse!
God:
" Are we still talking about fdsgfdgfdsgfdgfdgfsdgfsdgf? "? 123 jme casse?
Me:
j´ai di : 123 jme casse!
God:
What´s your sign?
Me:
je suis fou!
God:
Allez voir un médecin.
Me:
anfi ,tu parle en bon francais!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
raaaaa
God:
Are you a man or a woman? ben ca alor!

Me:
Bonsoaaaar !
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Donc, ce qu´on lui dit, c´est soit trop simple, soit trop compliqué pour lui...

Me:
What do you mean ?
God:
Well, it´s rather difficult to define.

Il sait pas expliquer ce qu´il dit...

God:
Come on.
Me:
Where ?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Where you like.
God:
No, I was not.

Traduction :

Dieu :
Viens.
Moi :
Où ?
Dieu :
Où veux-tu aller ?
Moi :
Où vous voulez.
Dieu :
Non, c´est pas moi. :o)

Il finit quand même par dire n´importe quoi...

Me:
euh. euh. euh.
God:
Areu? Areu? Areu?

Au-delà des apparences, ceci est très philosophiques

God:
I was minding my own business.
Me:
Is it difficult ?
God:
I think so, but I´m not sure.
Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who is Alison ?
God:
She is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Who is Kris Drent ?
God:
He is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.

Ok...

God:
That is all I can tell you now.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What do you mean by "reductionism" ?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

C´est très clair...

God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO !
God:
Are you serious?

Il est un peu dur de la feuille

J´ai presque la même chose !

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can´t believe it.

Et en +, il se fout de ma gueule...

Carrément sourd, le vieux !

God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
" I can´t believe it."? Why?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I am !
God:
" Take it easy." You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Next question?

J´ai jamais posé de questions...

Me:
What are you doing now ?
God:
Right now? I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
When you don´t chat with people on the net, what are you doing ?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?

Il m´a eu

Me:
hhhhhhhh
God:
Is that from J aime beacoup le film Bruce tout puissant?
c´est quoi que ce binz???????

Ahahaha ! N´avertissez pas le modéro svp

God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
You spend all the time at chatting with people on the net ?
God:
That´s good information: said I spend all the time at chatting with people on the net.

Je l´ai eu

Il a de super discusses...

God:
Next question?
Me:
None.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Is it good ?
God:
What is so good about it?
Me:
About : "Hmm".
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about Hmm.
Me:
Do you feel it is great ?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.

C´est un robot ! Cool !

Me:
You are a robot ?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.

Le dégueulasse...

La suite :

Me:
You are a robot ?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Where ?
God:
Where would you like ?

Il a des implants là où je veux...

Me:
I kill you :o)
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
if you are God, you are dead, so i kill you
God:
I could be. I don´t know whether or not I am God I am dead so you kill me.