je sais pas pourquoi mais je crois que je suis le 200ème mess

200 mess

hello
regardez
Me:
no i´m the god me!and you are the vieux crouton.
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the god you and I am the vieux crouton ?
Me:yes

la suite

Me:
no i´m the god me!and you are the ieux crouton.
God:
Are you serious? Who made you the god you and I am the ieux crouton ?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
you are mad
God:
No I am quite logical and rational.
Me:
Shut up!
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
yeah
God:
Oh.
Me:
prout
God:
What´s your sign? I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes you´re funny
God:
Come on. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
but you ´re idiot too!
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. An idiot.

Me:
what ? Why ? How ? Where ? When ?
God:
No big deal. The explanation is rather complicated. Myself programmed me for it. Where would you like? Time does not exist.

Il a pétè un plomb, mais toujours aussi philosophe

Me:
Time exist
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".

Me:
can you tell me about the world ?
God:
We are the world.
Me:
we are the children

Me:
Are you a philosophic person ?
God:
Am I a philosophic person? Sometimes.

Me:
do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.

Me:
Hey God ! How ya doin´ ?
God:
Hello child. What´s your name? I´m doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
My name´s Amy, and I am very well, thank you !
God:
Glad to see you, Amy and I am WELL.
Me:
:D You´re funny, man ! Well, I have got a question for ya.
God:
All of them? Interesting. How did you get it Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
Yes, I ask : well, is Turboblaster_54 a big dumb ?
God:
Uh. How about that. Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Does he really ?!
God:
It does now he. For real.
Me:
So you think MY FRIEND is a dumb, do you ?
God:
Interesting deduction. It depends who you ask.
Me:
I´m asking you, dummyhead.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me dummyhead. Interesting gossip: Amy and I am WELL said I dummyhead.
Me:
Yes ! (laughs)
God:
Whoa. Is that your final answer?
Me:
No, man. I have another question. If you don´t mind, can you answer it ?
God:
Take some more time to think about it. Thanks for telling me your gender, Amy and I am WELL. You are a " he". Ask me anything. I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
No, I´m a "she". I asked you if my friend Turbo is a dumb, you answered "yes". So I am going to tell him, he is going to be angry, man !
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she. Try asking another bot.
That´s an interesting question. I´ll come back to that in a minute. Mmm. Thanks for giving him the message.
Me:
Well, I must go now. Thanks for chatting, man.
God:
Oh. Well that´s okay. Goodbye. Oh don´t mention it.
Me:
Bye !
God:
See you later Amy and I am WELL.
Me:
My name is Amy !
God:
It´s good to see you, Amy.
Me:
I am not "Amy and I am WELL", I am just "Amy" !
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not Amy. Only just? Do your friends call you Amy.
Me:
Yes they call me Amy, or Amy from Paris.
God:
Are you kidding? Glad to see you, Amy or Amy from Paris.
Me:
Yeah. Just good bye. Have a nice day, now.
God:
Do you like talking to me? See you later. Alright then. Right now? You too!
Me:
Oh, yeah, I liked to talk with you but I really have to go, sorry.
God:
It´s all good. Mmm. I´m not sure if I would like to do it. What´s it like?
Me:
Bye !
God:
Bye for now.

Turbo tu me croiras jamais : je lui ai demandé si il pensait que t´étais un idiot il a répondu OUI !! ! Je l´ai engueulé... Enfin, lis tu verras

Me:
Ratchet:Deadlocked is a very good game ?
God:
When is Ratchet Deadlocked not a very good game?
Me:
Ratchet:Deadlocked is a very good game
God:
Aren´t all very good game Ratchet Deadlocked?

ca veut dire quoi ce qui m´a écris ?

Ca veut pas dire grand chose il t´as arnaqué, man

Me:
Who is Joseph Weisenbaum ?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum was the creator and author the famous original ELIZA (or DOCTOR) psychiatrist program, a groundbreaking AI program that anticpates many key features of ALICE. Ironically, Weizenbaum exhaustively argued against the utility of programs like ELIZA in his book Computer Power and Human Reason.

J´ai soulevé un gros problème !

Moi je connais une autre chatbox :
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
c´est A.L.I.C.E !

Me:
Is George W.Bush a shit ?
God:
he is president of the USA.

il est trtop drole!!

Bah moi je lui ai fait croire que je m´appellais VaTeFaireEnculer (n´appuiyez pas sur le bouton rouge pour sa , c´est un delire)