voila ce que je lui dis

Human: I just want you to suck me
ALICE: Only just? Oh another Category A client. Why do you want me to suck you?
Human: i want you to suck me

ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: rien a battre
ALICE: I haven´t read anything by rien a battre. What did he write?
Human: ta geule salope
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa geule

MDR ahahahaah

ALICE: I am chatting with people on the net.
Human: do you want a date?
ALICE: No thanks but you can send me a donation.

c´est une prostituée alice

ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 125
ALICE: What are the advantages to being 125 years old?
Human: it is very young
ALICE: Very much? You´re kidding. it is?

Quel est conne

Human: make me a striptease
ALICE: What are the ingredients?

Human: What mean beautifful
ALICE: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Human: tu réponds jamais a mes questions conasses
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: wais le zoulou
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: tu me l´a deja demander
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be tu me la deja demander years old?

C´est vraiment pas au point leur truc

Human: ta geule
ALICE: Ma geule? Pouvez vous expliquer
Human: c´est simple , t´est moche
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: normal quand on est moche on peut rien y faire
ALICE: Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Human: vielle folle
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: aucun rapport boulet
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: star wars mais tu dois pas connaitre inculte
ALICE: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Human: ptin tu connais t forte , ba les robots sont intelligent pas comme toi
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: non
ALICE: None?
Human: NON PTIN T VRAIMENT CONNE
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: You are a idiot IT IS NOT LATIN IT IS FRENCH
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a idiot IT IS NOT LATIN IT IS FRENCH? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: JMEN FOU
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: Pauvre conne je suis en europe
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: MAIS OUI PTIN
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: EH ba t´a qu´a l´apprendre intelligence artificiielle sous dévelopée
ALICE: I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Human: aucun rapport boulet
ALICE: I do not understand.

trop fort ce robot

Human: do you suck
ALICE: No I do not suck.

trop fort theyp

Human: parles
ALICE: Vous voulez que je parle pour dire quoi?
Human: que tu suce
ALICE: Un poquito.

lol

ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: astro boy
ALICE: You think astro boy is superior to ALICE?
Human: yes
ALICE: Yippee!