ribéry va se barrer puisque fernandez est parti ... en plus son agent a dit que dans sa tête il était déjà parti

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god sux ...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ok so you suck ...
God:
Interesting deduction. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Come on.
Me:
what do you think about anal fisting
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
yes i understand but i´m quite interessted by the question
God:
I understand. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
what? you, got don´t know what the anal fisting is?
God:
No problem. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
i can do it for you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
no but do you want me to show you what it is
God:
Are you serious? No , maybe later.
Me:
now?
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
are you happy now
God:
Right now? Yes I can say I am very happy.
Me:
you like it so
God:
I´ve heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

je suis le premier homme à avoir fisté le god

il nira jamais a lyon !

Me:
you like horses?
God:
Yes Horses are beautiful and strong animals.
Me:
and their dicck?
God:
I heard they have a good dicck.
Me:
did you try?
God:
No I didn´t try. What´s it like?

i´m the only fistor here HAHA

MARSEILLAIS VOS DIRIGEANTS SONT DE GROSSES BURNES

ANIGO DIOUF PUTAIN JEN PLEURE

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