Je sais pas, depuis hier je n'y arrive plus

Non mais il est déjà très beau je trouve, mais surtout très pratique et plein de fonctionnalités

you're thug

Yeah nigga

have you ever shoplifted?

Et il te trouve tes pochettes automatiquement

Nope...

have you ever triggered a damn blaze?

Either

Have you ?

François Hollande, a socialist, just won the french presidency. Good luck with that Europe

Un statut d'un autre pote américain

have you ever stashed pot from your folks?

What does that shit mean ?

have you ever gotten high?

?

I don't get one fuckin' work of what u're talking about

word *

why am I talking with you damn spoiled brat?

grab your quire

Okay, I've got it, but give me the translation

And why are you always calling me spoiled brat ?

have you ever stashed pot from your folks = as-tu déjà caché de la dr*gue de tes parents?

to sash = planquer
pot =
folks = parents en slang

I don't give a shit about drugs

spoiled brat = enfant gâté