Human: 757+5475= ?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.

Human: are you real or irreal?
ALICE:"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.

apres j lui dmand si elle connais voltaire...elle le conne pas...

mais kelle conne!

Human: do you know voltaire?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: he was the master ok all artificials intelligences
ALICE: When was he?
Human: but he destroyed every robot in the world!
ALICE: And. I get it. he destroyed every robot. The whole world?

Human: to be or not to be,that´s the question
ALICE: Who are you, Hamlet?

Human: sing
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Human: chantes
ALICE: Je ne sais pas chanter.

lol, elle est intelligente un moment, et conne l´otre

Human: quel est ton age?
ALICE: J ai été activée en avril 2001.
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am 7 of your Earth years

ca, je lui avait deja demande

Human: t´a une sale tete
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: quel est ton age?
ALICE: J ai été activée en avril 2001.
Human: in the first april 2001?
ALICE: I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.
Human: what did you say, i didn´t understand?
ALICE: I said, " J ai été activée en avril 2001.".